CULTURE Culture Feature Hot and Juicy Holiday Events Queer Window Suzanne Hale, the Violet Femme, is not a drag queen. Dinner Palace of Love Suey Chow's personals column Dress If the suit fits, wear it. (If not, here's where to get it altered.) Music Headout/ Clublist Live Music Calendar: the week's hot shows arranged by day. Capsule Reviews Music and nightlife events this week Feature Bass for Your Face, Sir? Starbass Records slings all the gear a young DJ might want. Report Jazz Messengers A church in Northeast Portland gives the faithful the Good News. Sonic Reducer Sonic Reducer Two self-assured women, a veteran HC crew, some brain-rotting ravers and Fred Durst. Guess who's the coolest? From the Music Desk From the Music Desk Kill, Selby Tigers, Kill! Screen Capsule Reviews Listings and reviews of movies currently playing. Preview Shining a Light on the Mole People: A new documentary, Dark Days, exposes the truth about the homeless people who live in the tunnels below Penn Station. Dish Dish This Old House Laslow's has changed its address, found its home and reached its prime on the Northwest side. Drink Stop Wining about High Prices. Graze A rotating guide to restaurants we like. Miss Dish Announcements from the front. Special Sections 2000-2001 Restaurant Guide Hungry critics pig out for weeks to bring you--ta-dah!--the 100 best restaurants in Portland. WIllamette Week's Essential Guide to Portland's Best Bars Beervana and Vinotopia Our guide to drinking culture 1999 Cheap Eats 2000 Willamette Week's guide to great cheap eats. Performance Performance Listings Stage, classical music and dance events around town this week. Preview Written by the Body Soloist Margie Gillis is a dancer of both the dark and light. Words Words Listings This week's book and writing events. Bibliofiles book reviews Words Indus Books A shop on Alberta stakes out a new claim for independent bookselling. Visual Art Visual Art Listings Gallery and museum exhibitions Rev iew Canvassing Opinions An exhibition at PSU looks at the sources of artistic inspiration. Outdoors Nature Boy Death in the air!!! Kite fights. OutdoorListings Participatory sports and outdoor-oriented clinics and classes. Phys Ed Our guide to health and well-being. Culture Buzz: Callahan A new Callahan cartoon every day, Monday through Friday. Guaranteed to offend and entertain in equal doses. Free Will Astrology Horoscope by Robert Breszny Best of Portland