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ISSUE #34.03 • HEADOUT • COLUMN
[NIGHT CABBIE]

“Holy shit!” I blurt out, as my fare gasps in surprise.

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[November 28th, 2007]

“Holy shit!” I blurt out, as my fare gasps in surprise. I swerve at 55 miles an hour, narrowly missing the dog that’s darted out into the middle of the bottom deck of the Fremont Bridge.

How the hell did it get out there? I take a deep breath in an attempt to calm my adrenaline, and quickly get onto the radio with my dispatcher, asking her to warn other drivers of the hazard.

My passenger’s headed to the corner of Killingsworth and Interstate, so it’s quick and easy to drop her off. I immediately get back on the bridge, speed across it, turn around, and head back toward the dog. As I hop out on the shoulder and trot after the black-and-white mutt, a cop car pulls up and follows behind me with its lights on. I feel exposed on foot with the wind whipping rain into my eyes, and am grateful for the shield. Goddamn, are those other cars going fast.

I walk toward the dog, cooing gently, but she trots away from me. She’s old, and absolutely terrified—her knees knock and she pisses herself as she runs. I break into a jog, catch up, and snag her collar. The cop pulls up and opens his door, and she immediately leaps in.

As I jog back to my car, I’m suddenly filled with hate and despair as I realize that the only way she could’ve gotten up there was if some asshole left her.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON ““Holy shit!” I blurt out, as my fare gasps in surprise.”

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No, the Jersey barriers basically it impossible for a dog to get where this one is on its own. Maybe if it managed to somehow go all the way up the Kerby off-ramp by Emanuel, and then make it another...

Night Cabbie 3, Dec 3rd, 2007 8:19pm
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I can't believe you dirtbags ragging on him for saving an abandoned, terrified dog from being splattered. Someone should dump you off in a dangerous place on a cold, rainy night. Trust me, if someone ...

Jenna, Dec 4th, 2007 2:41pm
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Did this happen recently? I hit a cat on 405, heading towards the lower deck the Fremont bridge not three weeks ago on my way home from work. It ran off after going under my car (into the other lane...

furiousgnu, Dec 8th, 2007 3:48pm
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Why would people on here be so rude to NC? I don't understand.

k, Dec 20th, 2007 4:48pm
 
 
 





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