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ISSUE #34.06 • HEADOUT • COLUMN
[NIGHT CABBIE]

"Those people need a cab."

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[December 19th, 2007]

“Those people need a cab.”

“Sucks for them,” I say as I pull into my friends’ driveway. It’s 2 o’clock on a massively busy night, and I’ve made enough money. I’m going to sit out the bar rush, hang out with my friends and listen to music.

“But they’ve got a kid!” I squint at the people waving from the other end of the block, and one of them is indeed holding a small child.

The couple’s in their early 30s; the little boy’s around 4. The man’s holding a mostly empty handle of whiskey, and asks how much it’ll cost to get to Southeast 52nd and Woodstock. When I guess $15, he shrugs and says they’ll walk.

It’s 28 degrees out, and none of them are dressed for it. I insist that they get in.

As I drive, the man and woman complain ceaselessly as the child sleeps. About how the busss aren’t running, about the “niggers” they got in a fight with at the MAX stop, about how society’s fucked and there aren’t any good people. About what victims they are.

I don’t talk until they try to thank me. I growl in a low voice that they’ve done a horrible thing to their child, that he’s the one I’m giving a ride, and that otherwise they’d be walking. The man just grumbles that it ain’t his kid, and they fall back to arguing.

I drop them off, and hurry back to the warmth of my friends’ company.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON “"Those people need a cab."”

4

Merry Xmas NCIII! And hooray for the end of those idiot movie comments!

MIm, Dec 23rd, 2007 11:24pm
5

That was not the end, merely the beginning

Jinglealltheway, Dec 24th, 2007 6:37pm
6

Birth control? Birth control!?

so sad... just so sad. Reminds me of the people I see when I am waiting at the MAX stops in Gresham.

zilfondel, Dec 29th, 2007 3:25pm
7

28 degrees is not that cold. should just let them walk like the man said. white trash does not chill easily due to massive fuming capacity.

Den K, Dec 30th, 2007 12:05am
 
 
 





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