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[June 1st, 2005] Could it be true? Had Portland's right-wing radio king shed years (and put down the steak fork at El Gaucho) for a chance to hurl the Ducks to glory?
Alas, a closer look revealed the spear-chucking Lars is a Laursen, a towheaded Danish import highly regarded in track-and-field circles. But to avoid future mix-ups, we assembled this handy guide to keep your Larses straight.
| LARS LARSON Syndicated talk show host | LARS LAURSEN University of Oregon javelin star |
| HOMETOWN | |
|---|---|
| Vancouver, Wash. | Copenhagen, Denmark |
| FLINGS VIOLENTLY | |
| Right-wing invective. | Five-foot aluminum/carbon shaft. |
| GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT | |
| Winning Emmy Awards. | Second place, 2004 Danish Championships. |
| BIGGEST REGRET | |
| Not as powerful as Tom Potter. | Didn't win first place in 2004 Danish championships. |
| WORST NIGHTMARE | |
| Oregon taken over by gay Hispanic terrorists. | Javelin replaces curling as least cared-about sport. |
| PET PEEVE | |
| Gun control. | Shot put. |
| MAJOR | |
| Wind bag. | Biology. |
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RECENT COMMENTS ON “LARS VS. LARS”
On TargetYou were dead on target! He spews hate so much it makes me wonder! Do you think he has anything else in common with Spokanes' forced out of the closet, staunch gay hater! —Tho...
lars larssonwhat a relief! he's not an oregonian. he's from washington, a carpetbagger. i knew there had to be an excuse. thanks, ww.—t.a. barnhart
Lars Promotes a Culture of Fear.I am neither Leftist nor Rightist, and any fear mongers get my goat. I see Fear, and I Make Fun! - Ballzo the Clown—Ballzo
Lars in WashingtonYou have got to be kidding me, lars is from Washington. I was listening to his national show yesterday (streaming) and he said “in my home state of Oregon”, par for course wha...
