August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”22 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”14 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[September 14th, 2005] Portland sure is a small town. I've picked these guys up at the Know, a happening place at Northeast 20th and Alberta. I don't know them, but they look familiar, in that whole bed-head, vintage T-shirt, big-belt-buckle kind of way. One is talking about having broken his sternum. If there's one bone you don't want to break, that's it, as he discovered. His back, shoulders, hips...now everything's out of whack. I sympathize.
"Christ, I couldn't laugh, couldn't sneeze, couldn't take a deep breath, couldn't do anything!" He says he broke it because of work, at a company with the word "robot" in its name. He talks about the "evil tyrant" who ran it, and I add that any company with "robot" in its name should have an evil overlord instead. Agreement all around. I'm starting to like these guys.
As we pull up to Colosso on Northeast Broadway, the guy my passengers are meeting suddenly plasters himself to my windshield. But he's doing the windshield stunt because he recognized me, not them. I get out to hug him, and then he notices the others. My friend introduces me to the people I've just been talking to for 15 minutes, which is slightly surreal. "I've been meaning to email you," he says, then elaborates on the broken-sternum story, adding a birthday and the bicycle transport of a large confection balanced on one hand to the mix. And I realize I've heard that story from an entirely different set of passengers a while back. A small town, indeed.
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