July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
June 11th, 2008
The old man in the karaoke bar’s parking lot insists that he doesn’t need any help...0 comments
June 4th, 2008
“What’re you up to?” asks my dispatcher.6 comments
May 28th, 2008
The middle-aged guy is working on an oil ship...3 comments
May 21st, 2008
“How you doing tonight, man?”3 comments
May 14th, 2008
As I pull into the back parking lot of Spot 79 on Southeast Foster Road...13 comments
[October 5th, 2005] She drank the Kool-Aid. There has been much discussion of Hurricane Katrina lately, but this passenger has a more informed perspective than most. She works for the Department of Fish and Wildlife and is here from D.C. for a conference. I ask her about increased wetlands development; wetlands help protect against storm surge. "Oh, the wetlands were all filled in and developed before you and I were even born." Mentioning Bush's gutting of the Corps of Engineers' and FEMA's budgets is met with a dismissive snort, if such a genteel lady could be said to snort. The spotted owl comes up, and she bemoans the loss of jobs associated with that. "I'll bet you think there's less timber than there used to be, don't you?" she says. I'll bet you think I'm stupid enough to answer a question posed like that in the affirmative, I do not say. Now the atmosphere in the cab is tense, and I feel like it's my fault. It's not like I couldn't have spotted it: her modest flowered dress, her Phyllis Schlafly hairdo, the small neat earrings and small neat purse. And there's nothing wrong with these things. We literally do wear our preferences on our sleeves, with varying degrees of subtlety. If we didn't, there wouldn't be such a clang of cognitive dissonance when we encounter someone who runs contrary to type-the tattooed and pierced Republican, the prim and proper libertarian librarian. I had ignored her signifiers and now I must pay for it. With my blood pressure.








