August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”27 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”15 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[May 3rd, 2006] "Where can we get some ice cream?" I'm sitting on the stand at the Lloyd Center Doubletree, when a couple knocks on my window and asks this question. Without hesitation I suggest Pix Patisserie, a few minutes away.
They do hesitate, however, because the concierge has told them that the closest thing would be to just go to the Safeway a few blocks away, which is where they decide to go. Then they spend the rest of the way second-guessing their decision. I spend the rest of the way explaining what Pix is.
"No, you see, this isn't like going to 31 flavors. This is hand-made gourmet ice cream. I had a habanero ice cream there that was the most perfect thing under the sun. The chocolate blended perfectly with the pepper, the pepper's bite perfectly counterbalanced by the ice cream's coolness." They go into Safeway, come out discouraged, and decide to accept my advice.
As we get closer to North Williams and Failing, the neighborhood looks emptier; they are looking dubious when suddenly there is Pix on the corner, packed as always. I offer them my number so they can call me for a ride afterward and tell me how right I was. Later they do so, and they are not only in awe of Pix, but disgusted with their hotel concierge for not knowing about it. And then the kicker: They're part of Bon Jovi's crew, and intend to come back tomorrow and essentially clean the place out and bring stuff back for the band.
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RECENT COMMENTS ON “Where can we get some ice cream?”
Where can we get some ice cream?Ice cream... Those Bon Jovi hell-raisers. So cutting edge and controversial.—Ninja DoJo
Where can we get some ice cream?What are trying to do? Steal my job?? Stick to Cab, Ladie....—Ms. Dish
Where can we get some ice cream?I hope Pix reads this and you get free ice cream for life! :)—devi









