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NIGHT CABBIE

I'm about to start my shift...

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[April 25th, 2007] ...but I'm distracted by a man the size of a defensive lineman. He's yelling threats at my superintendent, his mouth maybe an inch or two away from the supe's face.

Cabbies, regardless of what company they work for, tend to have each other's backs in violent situations. But the thing about my superintendent is that he doesn't "tend" to have my back, he always has it. I'm not a large man, but I stand behind him with my arms folded, eyeing potential improvised weapons. A crowd of similarly minded drivers forms.

We're there to protect our boss, but we're also judging him. He does well, calmly and sternly telling the interloper to leave without giving an inch or showing fear. The man doesn't comply, instead choosing to run up to people and yell about how he's a suicide bomber, and that we better have guns if we want to take him on.

A cop shows up before things escalate further, and I can't see through the crowd. I hear her yelling at the man to take his hands out of his pockets, and then see him storm into the heart of the garage. I press into a corner and hope that the cop isn't dumb enough to open fire.

She's not. Her backup is there in seconds, and the man's taken away with his pants around his ankles. The mob of drivers disperses in seconds, off to work.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON “I'm about to start my shift...”

7

The column needs to be discontinued. This guy has none of the charm, ability or insight of the originator of the column. It's just sad now.

e, May 18th, 2007 5:10pm
8

Actually, as the 'originator of the column,' I think this new guy is doing quite well!

ONC, Jun 12th, 2007 1:32pm
9

Yes, I, the Girl, was the second WWeek Night Cabbie, and ONG ran a few years previous.

Although arguably "the originator of the column" was the San Francisco Chronicle's Night Cabb...

nightcabbie (former), Jun 17th, 2007 4:31am
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Yep. Bigger than all three of us put together, actually.

ONC, Jun 20th, 2007 10:29pm
 
 
 





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