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NIGHT CABBIE

“So, how’s your night?”

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BY NIGHT CABBIE | nightcabbie at wweek dot com

[November 14th, 2007]

“So, how’s your night?” asks my fare.

“Just driving around talking to drunk people, man. How you doing?”

He laughs. “I’m great, but not quite drunk. What do drunk people talk about anyway?”

“They talk about the weather a lot. Or they ask about driving a cab.”

“Talking about the weather with drunks, that sounds awesome.”

“It’s a thrill a minute, yo. I didn’t even realize that people actually talked about the weather until I started this job.”

“It’s a hot topic.”

“But that’s the thing, where’s that conversation ever going to go? It’s like, ‘Yeah, I know it’s been raining, I live here too.’”

“Yeah, there aren’t many segues from there. People don’t go like, ‘Today was a nice day…by the way, I’ve lost my faith in God.’”

I laugh. “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had some great conversations with some incredible people, but mostly it’s the same conversation over and over.”

“So what’s the biggest sob story you’ve ever heard? Like the thing that’s affected you the most?”

I think about it for a few seconds, and then tell him the somewhat lengthy story of a brain-damaged man who was thrown into Hooper by cops who assumed that he was drunk, and his mistreatment at the staff’s hands.

We’re silent for a beat. “Shit, dude, that’s pretty goddamn heartbreaking.”

I nod.

We spend the rest of the ride talking about underground hip-hop.












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RECENT COMMENTS ON ““So, how’s your night?””

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I understand the no daylight thing, but, jeezus, that daytime traffic is getting worse by the week. Imagine what it will be like in 2 or 3 years. How can you stand it without tearing your eyeballs o...

S. Baumann, Nov 15th, 2007 11:16pm
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Patience, you must learn it to drive a cab for 12 hours in this city.

MC, Nov 17th, 2007 4:02pm
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Anyone who doesn't tip cabbies heavily during the holiday season, the one time of the year we're encouraged to be generous, is missing a chance. I've been riding cabs for forty years and have never h...

Jeff Taylor, Nov 18th, 2007 12:18am
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I denounce my claim as you being my worst enemy Taylor. You are now in good standing with me. Not that you care, but anyway nicely written. But unfortunately that tip thing wont apply to all as today ...

MC, Nov 22nd, 2007 1:04am
 
 
 





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