August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”22 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”14 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[November 14th, 2007]
“So, how’s your night?” asks my fare.
“Just driving around talking to drunk people, man. How you doing?”
He laughs. “I’m great, but not quite drunk. What do drunk people talk about anyway?”
“They talk about the weather a lot. Or they ask about driving a cab.”
“Talking about the weather with drunks, that sounds awesome.”
“It’s a thrill a minute, yo. I didn’t even realize that people actually talked about the weather until I started this job.”
“It’s a hot topic.”
“But that’s the thing, where’s that conversation ever going to go? It’s like, ‘Yeah, I know it’s been raining, I live here too.’”
“Yeah, there aren’t many segues from there. People don’t go like, ‘Today was a nice day…by the way, I’ve lost my faith in God.’”
I laugh. “Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had some great conversations with some incredible people, but mostly it’s the same conversation over and over.”
“So what’s the biggest sob story you’ve ever heard? Like the thing that’s affected you the most?”
I think about it for a few seconds, and then tell him the somewhat lengthy story of a brain-damaged man who was thrown into Hooper by cops who assumed that he was drunk, and his mistreatment at the staff’s hands.
We’re silent for a beat. “Shit, dude, that’s pretty goddamn heartbreaking.”
I nod.
We spend the rest of the ride talking about underground hip-hop.
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