August 27th, 2008
“Son of a bitch, you’re running up the meter!”7 comments
August 20th, 2008
"Hey bro, remember me? You wrote that story about me in the paper."3 comments
August 13th, 2008
“It’s the Californians, man, the Californians are the worst.”13 comments
August 6th, 2008
The middle-aged man I picked up at Vendetta is in a hyperactively verbose lather ...0 comments
July 23rd, 2008
When I step into the obese old woman's apartment5 comments
July 16th, 2008
The obese old woman at Fred Meyer has a bad hip and a wheelchair...8 comments
July 9th, 2008
“...I need to take a shower first and wash all of this blood off.”6 comments
July 2nd, 2008
“So I’ve got these two women in the back of my cab who just refuse to get out...”8 comments
June 25th, 2008
“My friend’s getting divorced, and he’s really drunk,” says the bartender...8 comments
June 18th, 2008
There’s nothing like a good Friday night, and I’m referring to the money.3 comments
[December 26th, 2007]
“My brother-in-law, man, he go crazy on drugs.”
“Oh yeah?” I picked the man up at the Emanuel E.R.
“He stab my sister six times, but she gonna be OK.”
We’re silent as I shoot up the Banfield to outer Northeast. I really can’t think of anything to say, until the guy leans over and asks if I like posole.
It’s a pretty random question, especially given the circumstances, but the answer happens to be a very enthusiastic “yes.” His face lights up, and he begins telling me about how he’s a cook, and all of his friends are cooks, and that they’ve made a huge pot of posole for the holidays. As I steer into the parking lot of his battered apartment complex, he insists that I come in and eat some. I’m hesitant, but he’s persistent, and it’s posole, and he doesn’t seem like an ax murderer...
And it’s some of the best food I’ve ever eaten in my life, huddled over a battered secondhand table with five other men in a small kitchenette. I feel awkward and alien until the guy on my right and I fall into excited conversation about making mole with barbecued pork shoulder, and a connection is made.
Just then, my fare stumbles back into the room with a carseat. It turns out that it’s a round trip, and my cheeks redden with embarrassment and concern for the child who must be at the hospital. I hurry him back as quickly as I can.
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RECENT COMMENTS ON “"My brother-in-law, man, he go crazy on drugs."”
At least the kid has a good uncle.
so like, did the man find the carseat and suddenly remember he forgot the kid?
on the other hand free food rules, so it's a win-win situation :)








