July 16th, 2008
Signs of the Apocalypse8 comments
July 9th, 2008
Small consolation edition.2 comments
July 2nd, 2008
Escapees and exiles edition.0 comments
June 25th, 2008
Our own worst enemies edition.4 comments
June 18th, 2008
Politicians + Speedos + Limousines + Booze + Minors = Call A Lawyer 3 comments
June 11th, 2008
A bad week for the titans of industry.1 comment
June 4th, 2008
Three fewer balks and bye-bye peacocks. 1 comment
May 28th, 2008
Can’t bet on the Belmont. Blew it on the election. 0 comments
May 21st, 2008
Oh Yes We Can.1 comment
May 14th, 2008
Home improvement for elephants. Protesters and kids out in the cold.0 comments
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[February 20th, 2008]
Winners
1Enviros and landowners opposed to three proposed liquefied natural gas projects in Oregon got a lift last week when Gov. Ted Kulongoski, previously an LNG booster, demanded federal regulators scrutinize the proposals more thoroughly. Better late than never, governor.
2 The Oregon Liquor Control Commission will give teenybopper music fans a chance at a hearing Feb. 22 to appeal a December decision barring minors from 21-and-over shows (see this wwire post for more). Do kids these days know the words to “We Shall Overcome”?
3Portland Adventist Academy ’s prayers for its basketball teams (Murmurs, Feb. 6, 2008) have been answered. The state Supreme Court ruled last week that the Oregon School Activities Association can’t schedule tournament games between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday, when the Adventist team observes the Sabbath. Praise be to LeBron.
Losers
1 The Oregonian bungled a front-page story last week that claimed Oregon will have the fourth-oldest population of all 50 states in 2025. As it turns out, according to the paper’s “correction,” the U.S. Census Bureau predicts Oregon will actually be the 35th oldest state in the country in 2025. Can’t blame Alzheimer’s for that one.
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2Mayoral candidate Sho Dozono sought public campaign financing to remove any questions about his being influenced by special interests. So much for that plan. Dozono fumbled in explaining who originally paid for a poll conducted for his benefit, an expense that went unreported (see WWire for more). The poll cost $27,000—well in excess of the contribution limits in the public financing program. Must…resist…Jerry Maguire pun....
3Local accounting firm Geffen Mesher & Co. took a courtroom drubbing when a Multnomah County judge refused to dismiss a lawsuit brought by former clients of Craig Berkman (“The Talented Mr. Berkman,” WW, Jan. 25, 2006). The former Oregon Republican Party head is accused of stealing $33 million from investors while Geffen and Mesher minded the till.
4Police detained Clackamas Community College student Benjamin Caldwell—but didn’t charge him with a crime—after campus officials read his MySpace posting about an imagined killing spree. The detention followed the Illinois campus massacre by one day, but officials said the two were unrelated. Apparently, so are Internet postings and Constitutional rights.
Congrats PAA kids, your religious beliefs and arrogant attitudes have now f@$%#d it up for everyone. Thanks for continuing to make those of us Christians who try to get along with our neighbors look like even bigger a-holes. Don't forget the Eleventh Commandment though: Thou Shalt Not Double Dribble.
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Ok editorial staff...
I'll do it for you:
"Sho me the money!"