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Justice denied, place names mangled.

Table of Contents: | Bruce Springsteen At The Rose Garden, March 28 | Bill Clinton In Oregon, March 31

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BY WW EDITORIAL STAFF | 503-243-2122

[April 2nd, 2008]

WINNERS

1. Jeff Merkley’ s U.S. Senate campaign staged a winning stunt when it celebrated the closing of a Portland payday lender with balloons and “bubbly” (in the form of sparkling cider). The well-publicized gag highlighted the Democratic hopeful’s success as House Speaker to limit payday lenders in Oregon, a push many progressives can applaud.

2. Queer mag The Advocate scored a hit with its first-person profile of a “pregnant man” in Bend. Thomas Beatie was born a woman and had a partial sex change—and isn’t the first transgender male to be “with child”—but People, Oprah and newspapers worldwide ran with the story like they’d taken candy from a baby.

3. Seems like David Lee Simmons has a pretty good federal lawsuit working. The 19-year-old Central Oregon man spent a month in jail and had to register as a sex offender after pleading guilty to charges stemming from his relationship with a girl three years younger than he. Problem is, neither the Jefferson County DA nor Simmons’ original attorneys noticed a grand jury had declined to indict him. A judge voided that conviction, but the DA—with help from the state AG’s office—wants to try him again on lesser charges. Now The Oregonian reports that Simmons is suing all of the above for $3.5 million.

LOSERS

1. How would Bill Clinton like it if we introduced him as the man from Hope, “Ar-KAN-zuhz”? And how would Bruce Springsteen —once married to an Oregonian—like it if we sent greetings from “Ass-BERRY” Park? Both visiting bosses called our fair state “Or-ee-GONE” last week, when they deigned to visit us rubes on the Will-uh-MET River. (See below for slideshows of Bill Clinton's and Bruce Springsteen's visits to Portland.)













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2. Lake Oswego’s retired Air Force Gen. Merrill “Tony” McPeak, a national co-chairman for the Barack Obama campaign, got some bad press for comparing Bill Clinton to Joe McCarthy. Then right-wingers dredged up alleged anti-Israeli remarks by McPeak. (For more, go to WWire at wweek.com.) At least Obama got “OR-uh-gun” right.

3. In news slightly less shocking than the Trail Blazers’ recent collapse, ex-Jail Blazer Isaiah Rider was arrested again. Rider’s most recent run-in came last week in California, where he was busted on charges of driving a stolen car.

4. The ol’ Gray Lady ain’t as quick as she used to be. The New York Times got around to writing a vegan-sex trend story featuring Portland’s vegan strip club—after wweek.com reported that Casa Diablo is up for sale (see “Boobs with a Side of Soy,” WW, Feb. 6, 2008). Hey, it’s an improvement. After all, how long did it take the Times to wise up about Judith Miller?

^Bruce Springsteen at the Rose Garden, March 28


^Bill Clinton in Oregon, March 31




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RECENT COMMENTS ON “Justice denied, place names mangled.”

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Why does it make Merkley a winner to see him celebrate the closing of a business that was operating legally, I presume? I have nothing but praise for the Legislature's ending of usury practices at suc...

torridjoe, Apr 2nd, 2008 12:59pm
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If the company's business model is usury, and they don't want to do business otherwise, they're not benefiting the economy. Credit unions offer advance loans to anyone with any or no credit at 18.5%. ...

James X., Apr 2nd, 2008 2:06pm
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I'm amazed at the elitist rhetoric being thrown around regarding Payday Loan shops. Sure, they may charge horrendous interest rates, but those inflated figures are based on ANNUAL rates. Payday loans ...

Jefe, Apr 5th, 2008 3:19pm
 
 
 






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