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Table of Contents: | Headout Picks
November 18th, 2009
Free Radical | Dutch musician and computer takeover theorist Goodiepal could be a genius. Or just making everything up.2 comments
November 11th, 2009
Chariots Of Mire | It’s Man (and Woman and Child) Vs. Mud Puddle at Dirdy Birdy.0 comments
November 4th, 2009
The Many Lives Of Holly Ellis | An indie-movie journeywoman revisits her diverse roles.2 comments
October 28th, 2009
Ghouls Out Forever | More fun than a 10-pound bag of Snickers.2 comments
October 21st, 2009
Rack ’Em Up | Portland fights breast cancer, abuse and the Wicked Witch of the West with bare chests.0 comments
October 14th, 2009
Musical Beavers | Fame, at least in Oregon, means nobody has to know exactly who you are.2 comments
October 7th, 2009
Woman, Art Thou Loose? | 12,000 Women of faith can’t go wrong. Or can they?4 comments
September 30th, 2009
Raw Meat | The hilarious and terrifying carnal art of Thermals frontman Hutch Harris.0 comments
September 23rd, 2009
Block Party | Micah Camden wants to feed you.1 comment
September 16th, 2009
Strange Brew | What happens when you ask brewers to make art outta beer?0 comments
[April 1st, 2009]

PHOTO BY VIVIAN JOHNSON
The posh Nines hotel on top of Macy’s downtown was in the news twice last week: On March 25, developer Sage Hospitality got permission from the Portland Development Commission to hold off repaying $16.9 million in loans from the city until business improves, and on March 27, Departure, a 9,000-square-foot, 115-seat rooftop restaurant serving high-class pan-Asian food, opened to the public. Madness? Maybe not. If Sage needs to get Portlanders on board to keep the ship afloat, Departure, designed by Jeff Kovel and Skylab Architecture, might just be the key. Kovel, the man behind Doug Fir Lounge’s loggernaut look, says the space was inspired by classic cruise ships, ultramodern yachts and the traveler’s experience. This plays out in wooden decking; angular, white-paneled walls; huge windows; portholes and sailcloth partitions. Waitresses wear tailored uniforms designed by restaurant manager Ron Acierto and local designer Cyan Bott (Departure wouldn’t tell us what they cost, but we imagine they didn’t come cheap), which look like something you might have seen on a Japan Airlines flight around 1975. The women must supply their own knee-high boots. This may all sound tacky, but in concert, it works. Beautifully. And what does the space look like? Depending on where you stand, it looks like a near-death experience, an airliner from Dubai, a catamaran designed by Star Fleet, a Barcelona penthouse, the inside of an engine block, the Winchester Mystery House and a particularly nice bank office on the Death Star. And it is amazing.
GO: 525 SW Morrison St., 15th floor, 802-5734, departureportland.com. Dinner Tuesday-Saturday, 4 pm-12 am.
^Headout Picks
WEDNESDAY APRIL 1
[DANCE] DANCE BRAZIL
It’s a Brazilian capoeira onslaught. Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, 790-2787. 7:30 pm. $20-$55. Discount available for students and seniors. Call or visit ticketmaster.com for tickets.
THURSDAY APRIL 2
[MUSIC] CHAD VANGAALEN, WOMEN
Calgary, Alberta, isn’t quite the next big thing, but Chad VanGaalen and Women—two artists who balance pop melodies with a healthy dose of noise—are close to making it the next Portland. Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison St., 239-7639. 8:30 pm. $10 21+.
[MUSIC] LAURA GIBSON
Oh Laura, could you get any sweeter? Local folk maven celebrates the release of the excellent Beasts of Seasons with a show and potluck. The Old Church, 1422 SW 11th Ave., 222-2031. 7:30 pm. $10. All ages.
FRIDAY APRIL 3
[PUPPETS] NIGHT SHADE
SHADOW THEATER
If you hear “shadow puppets” and think, “I can make a rabbit,” think again. Night Shade performs terrifying ghost stories with intricate cut-outs in the spirit of Addams, Gorey and Woodring. Leave the kids at home. Disjecta, 8371 N Interstate Ave., 286-9449. 8 pm Fridays-Sundays. Closes April 12. $7-$12.
[FLUTETASTIC] PROJECT
The flute, cello and bass trio, featuring the amazing beatbox flutist Greg Pattillo, more resembles a rock band than a jazz or classical trio. The Old Church, 1422 SW 11th Ave., 579-6987. 7:30 pm. $10-$15.
[MUSIC] QUASI
The Portland duo of Sam Coomes and Janet Weiss practically invented rocking out on the keyboard, and now it’s added a third member, Jicks bass player Joanna Bolme. Backspace, 115 NW 5th Ave., 248-2900. 10 pm. $8. All ages.
SATURDAY APRIL 4
[SCREEN] PIG HUNT
Is there ever such a thing as a simple hunting trip? Director Jim Isaac’s boys are beset by rednecks, cult sluts and the bloody squeal of a 3,000-pound hog from hell. Clinton Street Theater, 2522 SE Clinton St., 238-8899. 7 and 9 pm Friday-Thursday, April 3-8. $6, $4 Tuesday.
TUESDAY APRIL 7
[SPORTS] ROLLER DERBY DANCE PARTY
Raise funds for the roller-derby sirens Wheels of Justice, PDX’s all-star team, with your best disco skating moves. Oaks Park Skating Rink, 7805 SE Oaks Park Way, 233-5777. 7 pm. $10, includes skate rental.
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