November 18th, 2009
Clublist Spotlight • A Better ’Stache0 comments
November 18th, 2009
CD Reviews: MarchFourth Marching Band, Curious Hands0 comments
November 18th, 2009
Meth Teeth Sunday, Nov. 22 | Making the best of this bummer called life.0 comments
November 18th, 2009
Primer: Girls0 comments
November 18th, 2009
Sparkle And Fade | The rise and fall of Everclear and The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies.0 comments
November 11th, 2009
CD Review: The Dimes | The King Can Drink the Harbor Dry (Pet Marmoset Records)2 comments
November 11th, 2009
Finn Riggins, Friday, Nov. 13 | Finn Riggins ditched the big yellow bus, but it’s not about to ditch its home state of Idaho.0 comments
November 11th, 2009
Kelly Blair Bauman Monday, Nov. 16 | Kelly Blair Bauman sees Portland burning, and he’s got the midlife-crisis folk to soundtrack the destruction.0 comments
November 11th, 2009
Primer: Saul Williams0 comments
November 11th, 2009
Living The Dream | Portland’s Dirtnap Records just stumbled into its 10th year.2 comments
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[April 22nd, 2009]
69 Boyz, “Tootsee Roll”
The imagery here—you go, mounds of oceanic chocolate flesh—is totally unbeatable, and the fact little kids dance to it always makes us laugh.
EMF, “Unbelievable”
I used to have this recurring nightmare where this and Jesus Jones’ “Right Here Right Now” were the only songs in the future. It was a terrible future, but I’m over it now.
Gary Glitter, “Rock and Roll (Part 2)”
Our favorite celebrity perv delivers the easiest sing-along song in history. “Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh—HEY!—duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh!” God, we could sing that all day long.
Blur, “Song 2”
Jock Jams often come in twos, apparently. Here we find Blur ripping off American indie rock and somehow scoring a stadium hit. Gooooooaaaaaalllll!
John Tesh, The old NBA on NBC theme song
John Tesh you fucking genius among men! Not only did you totally kill it at Red Rocks, but there’s nothing that gets us more pumped than your timeless b-ball jam!
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