Top 5 Movies To Watch In Theater Pubs This Week:

[May 20th, 2009]

1. Hannah Montana: The Movie: Miley Cyrus returns to her humble roots in Fake Tennessee. Academy, Milwaukie, Mt. Hood.

2. Valentino: The Last Emperor: Fake Tennessee is a land of hoedowns and Grandma’s cooking. Laurelhurst.

3. Adventureland: It is nothing like Real Tennessee. Academy, Grand Lodge, Kennedy School, Milwaukie, Mission, St. Johns, Valley.

4. I Love You, Man: I know, because I used to live in Real Tennessee. There isn’t much singing and dancing, really. Academy, Milwaukie, Mission, Valley Theater.

5. Watchmen: It’s all moonshine and ladybanging. Academy, Bagdad, Mission, Valley.