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Kitchen Aid

BY BRIAN LIBBY


EXPRESS-O
These days practically everyone prefers a frothy cappuccino, latte or mocha to the feeble Maxwell House-type brew of yesteryear. But there's one big problem with espresso: The reason we drink coffee is because we're tired, yet making these drinks is about as quick and easy as solving a calculus problem. The Capresso C-100 coffee machine ($899, Williams & Sonoma, 700 SW 5th Ave., 827-8570) serves as your own personal barista. The Capresso grinds beans, tamps the grounds, brews and then discards the grounds automatically--all in less than 50 seconds. "It's the most advanced and feature-filled coffee machine I've seen in a long time," says sales associate Matt Engebretson. The Capresso is not cheap, but all those $3 and $4 trips to the espresso bar add up quickly--and you can't go to Starbucks in your underwear.

CHAMPAGNE WISHES
Forget the Y2K bug--the scariest New Year's scenario is not having a decent set of champagne glasses! Of course, this gift-giving season will be dominated by items designed for ringing in the new millennium, and no creative gift giver wants to be lumped in with the masses. But giving a set of genuine Riedel crystal champagne glasses ($44.50, A Place in Time, 526 NW 13th Ave., 227-5223) is perhaps worth the risk. Crafted in Austria from 24 percent lead crystal, these glasses are perfect for debonair dinners, swanky soirees or a quiet candlelight moment with your sweetheart after the power goes out at midnight. Our memories of banner events often lie in the details. Whoever receives these glasses will remember ringing in 2000 with class long after the tacky hype fades away.

THE CHEESIEST
Remember your mom's long hair and hip-huggers? What about house plants in the kitchen and that orange-and-black fondue pot? No? Well, it doesn't really matter, because no matter where you were or what your parents were wearing in 1974, you can fully relish the fondue revival now. Not many foodstuffs lend themselves to communing as well as fondue. Friends must gather close to dip in, making the gooey snack the perfect accouterment to board games and seances. Make your own modern memories with a stainless-steel Trudeau Fondue Pot ($39.95, Kitchen Kaboodle, various locations) and skewer that '70s vibe with accompanying magnetic fondue forks. Get lost in a haze of wine-spiced fromage or liquid chocolate; everyone's bound to feel groovy soon enough. Fondue fuel is sold separately for $3.95. (Michaela Lowthian)

PLATTER UP
As the Brady Bunch kids will tell you, a silver platter is the way to go for that extra-special gift, be it the holiday season or your parents' anniversary. It's elegant enough to stand naked on display and versatile enough to serve everything from canapés to cheese doodles. These days many platters are made from aluminum-based alloys, which are stronger and easier to clean than silver (no polishing necessary). Amazingly, the functional flats retain a look of taste and refinement. The Wilton Armetale Polka Large Round Tray ($82.50, Meier & Frank, various locations) goes in the oven and freezer without losing any of its sheen. When it comes to personalizing, just remember that engravers charge by the letter, not by the word.

GO DUTCH
All-Clad Metalcrafters Inc. is easily the Rolls-Royce of pot and pan manufacturers. Boasting three-ply bonded construction and a pure aluminum core so heat is distributed evenly, the pan won't burn your fingers, and it can double as a baking pan. It's no wonder that restaurants across the world swear by All-Clad. But if you want the best you've got to pony up big time. All-Clad merchandise can be up to five times more expensive than department-store competitors. So if you're shopping for just one item for some lucky cook, grab the All-Clad 5-Quart Dutch Oven ($162, Pastaworks, 3735 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 232-1010). It's the most versatile vessel in the All-Clad family, ideal for everything from pot roasts to spaghetti. Instantly, the recipient's kitchen will have the look and performance of a five-star restaurant. Just remember that friends don't let friends wear those puffy white chef hats.

HOT IRON
Belgian waffles used to be exotic fare. You had them at stately inns while traveling through upstate New York on family vacations. Then the perfect grid started showing up at every IHOP, Bob's Big Boy and upscale diner across the country. You can't even get a regular half-inch waffle anymore. But it's no surprise that this treat of shaky origin displaced your Grandma's thin waffles. The buoyant, fluffy Belgian is a lot of fun to sink your teeth into. Naturally, the now-ubiquitous breakfast is easily mastered at home with any of the fistful of electric irons on the market. VillaWare's chrome Belgian waffle maker ($84.95, Kobos, 5331 SW Macadam Ave., 222-5226) is decidedly decadent. Shiny and attractive, this four-square waffle maker offers such features as a floating hinge for determining thickness and quick, easy plate change. (Alyssa Isenstein)

WHIP SMART
From pumpkin pie to tiramisu, the holiday season is a time for devilish desserts. But no matter how much time a cook spends slaving away to make the perfect pie crust or the richest torte filling, it can all be ruined by the wrong whipped cream. Abandon Cool Whip forever and make room for the Isi Dessert Whip Cream Maker ($39, Boyd's Coffee Company, 19730 NE Sandy Blvd., 666-4561). Simply pour heavy cream and sugar right into the cylinder, close it up, give it a shake and pull the trigger. The CO2 cartridge inside eliminates the laborious 15 to 20 minutes of hand-whisking that fresh-whipped cream usually requires, discharging enough sweet topping for a whole table of holiday desserts (up to four pints) before the last of Grandma's pies have even come out of the oven.

SHAKE IT UP
Have you ever noticed that milkshakes made in the blender at home never taste as good as ones from those stainless-steel tumblers used in restaurants? Back in 1911, Hamilton Beach started supplying drugstores with soda-fountain drink mixers, and almost 90 years later the same basic machine still makes the best shakes. If you can stand that abrasive metallic whizzing sound, the Hamilton Beach Drink Master ($49.95, Fred Meyer, various locations) delivers rich, thick frappés at home. Like many a good gadget, the Drink Master's secret is its vibrating rod, which whips the entire drink throughout instead of blending it at the bottom. Now if somebody would just create a great deep-fryer for the home, happy days could be had without ever leaving the nest.

TEA TIME
As the rainy season hits the Northwest, there's nothing like a cup of hot tea to warm your bones. There is also nothing that spruces up a kitchen like a beautiful tea kettle sitting atop your stove. The Simplex English Copper Kettle ($100, Kobos Company, various locations) combines form and function into an attractive and durable kitchen appliance. Hand-hammered in Birmingham, England, by Newey & Bloomer Ltd., the kettle's copper body makes for superb heat conduction and retention, so the warmed water will stay hot long after you switch off the stove. Its proudly traditional Anglican shape will make an honorary limey out of the most red-blooded Yank.

PRESSURE POINTS
Five years ago, the pressure cooker was considered an antiquated relic of kitchen appliances, written off as unsafe, bulky and overpriced. Thanks to a new, careful design (better release mechanisms eliminate the risk of blowup), these familiar stalwarts are back in vogue and winning new customers with the promise of energy efficiency, reduced cooking time and versatility. The Kuhn Rikon pressure cooker ($199.95, Kitchen Kaboodle, various locations) combines the speed of a microwave with the flavor of traditional stove-top cooking. Instead of zapping food like an alien invader, the pressure cooker uses high-temperature steam to cook food quickly while sealing in delicious moisture and aroma. Just close the lid and press some buttons: beans, rice and mashed potatoes are done in 20 minutes, an artichoke in 3 and stews and roasts in less than an hour. Being a supermom just got easier.

STONE TEMPLE PALM PILOT
Some people like to do things the long way and mean it when they say, to hell with beepers, pagers and palm pilots. Get primal with a Stone Mortar and Pestle from Bali ($110, Cargo, 1301 NW Glisan St., 827-7377). There's something so satisfying about wielding the simple tool; a hard, compact nutmeg seed is worn down to aromatic powder by your hand. Take hold of the the palm-sized stone and grind away your cares. Leave "accelerated culture" for the hopeless adrenaline addicts and smash and groove your way to a far-off island somewhere in Indonesia. Grains, roots and nuts--you can decimate them all. Decorators who don't want to get dirty will appreciate this gift anyway--the shapely stone provides a positively grounding counterbalance to any interior. (Michaela Lowthian)

SLICE OF LIFE
How about some style with that substance? Any serious chef with a dedicated kitchen should be treated to the Matfer Mandolin ($169.95, Kitchen Kaboodle, various locations). We're talking serious architectural points here: This sparkling stainless-steel kitchen guillotine with black accents features a two-sided blade that will slice your veggies straighter and neater than a food processor. Reverse the blade and a serrated edge cuts a decorative crinkle, rendering waffle-patterned veggies, which are damn near impossible without a device such as this. The mandolin, once reserved for professional kitchens, comes with three julienne blades and has an easy adjuster to tweak thickness. After all, when style counts and your finicky in-laws are in town, you simply can't serve half-inch vegetable slabs in place of quarter-inch slices. (Trevor Kearney)


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Willamette Week | originally published November 23, 1999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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