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At Willamette Week, we start getting ready for the sun well before the delicious scent of meat over hot coals permeates the sidewalks. For this year's Summer Guide, we dreamed up 99 things (we're obliged to make at least a little nod to the millennium) you can do at a moment's notice. Things that signify summer. Things to do in Portland when it's not raining. Things that don't require a lot of equipment, money or time--because we're just as busy as you are.

Though you may not have two weeks of vacation this summer, you will have many hours of extra daylight to fill. Take advantage of them. Find a pick-up game of hoops. Take your aggression out at the batting cages. Grill some vegetables. Play croquet. Go to the zoo. Get a pedicure. Grab a hammock and a good book and relax.

And when you do have a few free days, get out and explore. Climb a mountain in the gorge, then get some culture at the picturesque Maryhill Museum of Art. Drive down the coast to ogle sea lions and frolic on a giant sand dune. Ride the alpine slide at Ski Bowl, then ski at Timberline. Take a dusty ride through the desert, then revive yourself at Crater Lake.

Or sit around and bitch about your sunburn, decry the trampled grass at Waterfront Park and moan about boredom. Just don't come crying to us when you could be out reveling in the Summer of '99.


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1. Eat Fast, Cheap and out of the Office

2. Drink

3. Set Fire to a Vegetable

4. Taste Summer In A Perfect Salad

5. Be Sneaky

6. Ring That Bell

7. Ducks: A Haiku

8. Get Down Tonight

9. Go Fly a Kite (Really)

10. Visit the Vertical Beach

11. Rest in Peace

12. Give 4-H a Chance

13. Make Snowballs (and Ski Tracks) in July

14. Blow Stuff Up

15. Crash at a Hostel

16. Go Underground

17. Lionize Elk

18. Spy on Jurassic Birds

19. Heave Some Iron

20. Uncage Your Baby Animal Adoration

21. Chill with MAX

22. Fawn Over the Mountain

23. Eat for Free

24. Take a Walk on the Wildflower Side

25. Hike for Art's Sake

26. Wear Sunscreen (This Is Not a Baz Luhrman Rip-Off)

27. Crane Your Neck

28. Stroll On

29. Teach Your Children Swell

30. Make Your Feet Bare-able

31. Score Big at an Outlet Mall

32. Get a Haircut, Man

33. Wax This Way

34. Amuse Thyself

35. Go Totally Crazy!

36. Bust Broncs

37. Get Friendly down in the Sand

38. Be Wild and Free

39. Investigate the Paranormal

40. Camp Like Royalty

41. Pick a Porch

42. Go Climb a Tree

43. Get Strung Up

44. Rack up Some Cash at a Yard Sale

45. Stay Inside: How to Picnic Without Panic

46. Just Drive

47. Chalk up the Sidewalk

48. Hit the Road, Jackie: How to spread your badass attitude around the states

49. Buy a Car for $70

 

 

 

50. Ride Two Wheels to Freedom

51. Get Outta Town, Blimpy

52. Be a Real Tourist

53. Watch Smart Screen

54. String 'Em Along

55. Rent a Midsummer Night's Video

56. Make Obscene Phone Calls to Tony Blair on the Fourth of July

57. Take Stock

58. Get Musically Intimate

59. Listen to What I Hear

60. Seek Culture...in Salem

61. Go Back to School

62. Read Between the Tan Lines

63. Beach or Bust

64. Stare Down a Volcano

65. Get Crabs

66. Coo over Sea Lions

67. Go Alpinistic

68. Fall All Over Each Other

69. Follow This Equation

70. Take Me to the River

71. Give in to Jet-Ski Sin

72. Go Climb a Rock

73. Swim on the Edge

74. Drift Away

75. Fish the Old-Fashioned Way

76. Run With the Pack

77. Get Trim

78. Go With the Flow

79. Let It Roll

80. Take Me out to The Promo...

81. Scrap Something Together

82. Cut off Your Pants!

83. Go Public

84. Go Down a Slippery Slope

85. Be a Rollerblading Mama

86. Whack Birdies

87. Head for the Range

88. Don't Rock the Boat

89. Pedal Your Way to Pastures

90. Paddle for Peace

91. Get Sand in Your Pants

92. Shoot Hoops

93. Send It

94. Kick It

95. Pretend You're in College

96. Hit Something

97. Play Ball! (Get the Girl)

98. Mingle with Monsters, Mistresses and Mystics of Rock

99. Headout This Summer

 

Editors
Caryn B. Brooks
Christina Melander

Art Director
Molly Henty

Contributors
Kate Bonansinga
Liz Brown
Jim Dixon
Zach Dundas
Katia Dunn
John Graham
Alyssa Isenstein
Nigel Jaquiss
Chris Lydgate
Dave McCoy
Mac Montandon
Kim Morgan
Maureen O'Hagan
John Schrag
Matt Schwartz
Steffen Silvis
Bill Smith
Karen E. Steen
Bob Young
Cila Warncke
Patty Wentz
Susan Wickstrom
Mark Zusman


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