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Where the Boys AREN'T
 
Would "Steve-the-Chronically-Depressed," "Darbey-the-Sexually-Confused" and "Kevin-the-Wino" please step forward? We'd like to hear your side of the story.

In a recent article in the Philadelphia Weekly, Jennifer Howard blamed those three men (plus every Y-chromosomed Portlander who never asked her out to begin with) for her four hopelessly unromantic years in the City of Roses. Now the former Wieden & Kennedy employee is back in Philly, where she trashes her erstwhile home in a column titled "The Most Asexual City in America (Or, Why I'm Moving Back to Philly)."

"When I accepted a job transfer from Philadelphia to my company's headquarters in Portland four years ago, nobody told me I'd have to relinquish my libido," she writes.

According to Howard, single women in Portland stand even less of a chance of dating a straight guy than those in San Francisco. To her, demographics in Portland look something like this: "10 percent white and married, 20 percent white guys who make coffee for a living, 20 percent white patchouli-dipped hippies and 50 percent white supremacists."

 Ouch!

But wait, there's more: "In truth," she writes, "Portland is lousy for lots of things: shopping, restaurants (actually food in general), clubs, weather, microbrews (there's no Rolling Rock!) and all 14 pages of Portland Magazine. There are NO DINERS...and too many tree-huggers."

Some of us (who just happen to be single and female) don't completely disagree with Howard's critique of Portland's dating scene. But she definitely crosses the line with her other complaints.

After all, what better beer to cry into than a hefeweizen on all those dateless rainy nights?

 --EM

Correction
In last week's cover story ("Our Monica Moment," WW, Jan. 28, 1998), we misspelled the name of Oregonian Public Editor Michele McLellan.

WW regrets the error.

Just What the Doctors Ordered?
 
Mayor Vera Katz is trying hard to make planning for the new North Macadam neighborhood more public and less controversial than it was for the River District.

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But Oregon Health Sciences University is throwing some surgical instruments into the works. OHSU wants to build a new women's health center in the North Macadam area, just south of the Marquam Bridge--and soon. That puts OHSU ahead of the pack in planning for the 130-acre parcel, which Katz hopes will house 3,000 residents and employ 7,000 workers--plus contain space for a Willamette River Greenway and other open spaces.

That leads some to worry that North Macadam will replay some of the problems encountered in the River District, where critics felt private-property owners made all the planning decisions without adequate public input about affordable housing and open space.

"Our big concern is that they are getting out way ahead of the North Macadam steering committee," says Shelley Lorenzen, chairwoman of the League of Women Voters North Macadam Action Committee. "If the property owners--the Schnitzer and Zidell families--go ahead and eat up at least one-third of the area with their plans for OHSU and office, hotel and condo space, then we have to cram all the housing and open space into the remaining space."

 The city, meanwhile, is trying to get a commitment that OHSU will build in Portland rather than the suburbs and is considering providing the North Macadam district with almost $50 million in transit and street improvements, including perhaps a tram or gondola up to the main OHSU campus. Last week city officials met with Schnitzer and Zidell representatives to discuss OHSU's proposal.

The urgency to seal a deal with OHSU and the property owners concerns Lorenzen. "The League feels we shouldn't negotiate piecemeal," she says. "The city has the leverage to get some nice tradeoffs in the way of open space and housing in exchange for the kind of infrastructure the property desperately needs to become marketable." --BY
 

...On the Web
 
Last week's fatal shooting of Officer Colleen Waibel turned public attention to the conduct of both the media and police.

In the days that followed the drug-bust-gone-bad, two questions were heard repeatedly around town. First, why were the cops smashing in a door without a search warrant? Second, did the news helicopters endanger police officers by disclosing their locations during the live drama?

As usual, a glut of information on these topics--both good and bad--is as close as your laptop. Here's a short list of interesting Web sites dealing with these two issues.

Police Tactics
 
www.pantless.com/~pdxnorml/index.html: A new feature on the Portland chapter of the National Organization for Reform of Marijuana Laws Web site compiles drug-related news stories from around the country (/news98.html). NORML's site includes several stories on the Waibel shooting as well as opinions and links related to the War on Drugs.

www.powernet.net/~eich1/noknock.html: More info on "knock-and-talk" police tactics can be found at this site, which presents an overview of six incidents from around the nation.

www.ndsn.org/MAYJUN97/NOKNOCK.html: This site outlines a 1997 Supreme Court ruling on warrantless police raids.

Helicopters
 
www.Channel6000.com: All the local television stations have Web sites, and all, to some degree, cover the 'copter debate. KOIN-TV Channel 6's site offers the best discussion of the conflict between helicopter reporting and police activity (you'll need to search for the articles). Channel 6 also has an online forum, where you can weigh in on these and other topics in the news. --RR
 

In the Air...COPS & CHOPPERS
 
Although the four local news choppers have increasingly come to resemble a swarm of locusts, they may be getting a bad rap for their coverage of last week's police shootout with Steven Dons. In the aftermath of the incident, everyone from Police Chief Charles Moose to U.S. Rep. Peter DeFazio blasted irresponsible aerial coverage for endangering the lives of officers.

What none of the critics acknowledged is that the helicopters complied promptly with the four--count 'em, four--separate bureau requests and FAA directives issued during the siege.

Local FAA records show that at about 12:50 pm Tuesday--about an hour after three officers were shot--the Police Bureau requested a Temporary Flight Restriction A-2 over Dons' house, establishing a no-fly zone with a radius of three nautical miles and a ceiling of 2,000 feet. The choppers immediately moved outside the restricted area, and retreated as directed twice more in the following two hours. At 2:54 pm--half an hour after Dons was taken into custody--the bureau asked that the ceiling be raised to 6,000 feet and the TFR upgraded to category A-1, the most stringent possible restriction. Again, the copters complied immediately.

Local aviation officials are hesitant to point fingers, but some suggest that the cops erred in not requesting the tougher restriction from the start.

Police spokesman Cliff Madison did not return WW's calls. City officials are meeting with station managers Wednesday to talk it over. --NJ

With Friends Like These...
 
Lewis Marcus, a candidate for state House District 17, wins the early award for most innovative endorsement claims. Written on his stationery, the "Friends of Lewis Marcus" list includes--in bold type--support from "U.S. Senate." Mark Hatfield? Gordon Smith? No, Marcus is a Democrat. Ron Wyden? Keep guessing. And guessing. The endorsers are not exactly household names--they're former candidates Randy Prince, who mounted a lackluster challenge to Mark Hatfield in 1990, and Lex Loeb, who ran to replace Bob Packwood in 1995 and, last we knew, was the director of Portland's UFO Museum. Marcus' list of friends names several other failed candidates, including Tres Shannon, Gary Kaster, Joe Keating and Bill Spidal. --BY

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