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Lesbo MANIA MANIA MANIA!

BY BYRON BECK
bbeck@wweek.com

 

Ladyfest
Hello, ladies!!! Ladyfest started twirling its skirt on Tuesday and will continue to spin until Sunday across Washington's capital city of Olympia. Wednesday-Sunday, Aug. 2-6. Check the schedule at www.ladyfest.org. Passes are $30-$55; or you can pay at the door for individual shows.

Michigan Womyn's Music Festival
Check the schedule at www.michfest.com. Tuesday-Sunday,
Aug. 8-13. Walhalla, Mich. $65-$380

 

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Sports fans, rev your engines. It's time for lesbo mania.

What else do you call a fortnight of Sappho-centric entertainment that attracts dykes like a bowl of cream calls to pussy? A terrific twosome--Ladyfest and the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival--are sure to be ass-kicking affairs that ignite many a dyke drama.

But, according to our lesbian intern Jenny, the two events could not be more different.

Like the gay male family feud that pits the "friends of Dorothy" against the "friends of Madonna," these events represent a growing split between young and old dykes.

For example, the first-ever Ladyfest, in full swing just a few miles up the Interstate 5 corridor, attracts a loud, proud, Sleater-Kinney-loving crowd. Held in Olympia, this g-spot is where riot grrrls mosh with genderfucked headbangers to the lo-fi sounds of musical pioneers such as Bratmobile and the queercore Butchies.

But hey, aren't the Butchies also playing the 25-year-old Womyn's fest located in the woods of Walhalla, Mich.? You betcha, sista! But so are the holy trinity of the Indigo Girls, Holly Near and Ferron. While the Butchies certainly represent a nod to the burgeoning junior-dyke set, Kaia and crew are also just a blip on the collective screen of this rule-heavy homo campout full of Birkenstocks and crying babies.

As different as these soror soirees are, they do have a few things in common.

Both will have a full roster of workshops. Ladyfest will have experts show how to repair a bike and start your own pirate radio station, while the Womyn's fest keeps it low-key by helping women "find their song."

And both will teach good old-fashioned drumming and strumming, long the bastion of geezing old men (Quick! How many woman rock stars play guitar or drums?). These crucial-to-the-scene courses encourage women to go the D.I.Y. route. And not only does it help to recruit new players to their musical ranks, it also allows women to discover that while their tastes may differ, they still can swing their axe--two-headed or otherwise--for the same team.

And, ladies, isn't that what sisterhood is all about?

 

 

 

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