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1. It just goes to show that even the biggest baby will coo if given a large enough pacifier. After May's very public spat between Nike boss Phil Knight and the University of Oregon, the sneaker giant slipped the UO business school $150,000 to generate new sports marketing opportunities in China.

2. No, that's not the earth grinding to a halt--but something almost as likely: the east side's poor and homeless scored a rare victory when Sunnyside Methodist Church and its neighbors shook hands on a deal to keep the church's once-poorly-managed food and fellowship programs in business.

3. The forces of ignorance prevailed when a number of legislative candidates blew the deadline for filling out questionnaires posed by the voter-education group Project Vote Smart. Apparently, some candidates are terrified to set their positions down on paper, lest--eek!--opponents use their views against them.

 

 

 

 

 

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LOSERS

1. GOP Attorney General hopeful Kevin Mannix must have some mighty sore legs after all the backpedaling he did last week. First, he came out in support of Lon Mabon's anti-gay ballot measure--then the usually media-savvy pol spent the rest of the week deflecting the question, saying he wanted to focus on more "relevant" issues.

2. The state of Oregon is facing a shortfall of up to $200 million for white-collar workers it inadvertently failed to exempt from overtime between 1995 and 1997. No word on how many pencil-pushers, bean-counters and rule-sticklers may line up to stake their claim.

3. The city is setting up a new Noise Control Task Force to protect our precious eardrums from Portland's various primal screamers, Harley Hawgs, drunken yahoos, weed-whackers and boom-boxes. Note to club owners located near shiny new condos: watch your backside.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Willamette Week | originally published May 10, 2000


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