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Guerrilla Makeover
Stop, in the Name of Style:
Jill Spitznass and crew make this town style-safe for the rest of us.

BY JILL SPITZNASS
243-2122 ext. 307


The Willamette Week Guerrilla Makeover Team hit the streets recently. The goal: to identify, accost and visually overhaul pedestrians teetering on the brink of achieving their personal style potential. The tools: one hair and makeup artist, one stylist and a photographer. The location: the rain-soaked corner of Northwest 23rd Avenue and Irving Street. The approach: equal parts Hare Krishna missionary and Girl Scout cookie sales professional.


 

Name: Michael Lee
Fashion Crime: Scissor avoidance
Punishment: Locks lopped off

Report: Fairly certain that he is NOT one of the eight men in the Western world who look better with long hair, we persuaded Mr. Lee to part with his. A cashmere sweater and tidied-up facial hair completed the transformation. Perhaps inspired by his newly urbane look, Mr. Lee was overheard asking the hairstylist to join him for an after-work cocktail.



Name: Jackie Hamm
Fashion Crime: Eyebrow neglect
Punishment: Operation Brow Definition

Report: As an entertainment consultant in Los Angeles, Hamm knows the importance of a signature look. We helped her identify and highlight her own strengths. Because eyebrows frame the face, it's critical they be addressed. In Jackie's case, it was only a matter of creating a more natural shape. Eye shadow works double-duty here. We brushed it over Jackie's brow, balancing her already dramatic look.

 



  Name: Antoinette Barbour
Fashion Crime: None--false arrest
Punishment: Late for work

Report: Barbour didn't strike us as somebody in need of style salvation. We wanted to see what we could do with an already impressive subject, and she was just grateful to change out of her rain-drenched clothes. Time to stow the cargo pants. A romantic, colorful dress is a must-have for summer and refreshing after seasons of unisex minimalism. Twisting small sections of hair off Antoinette's face created a look that's at once angelic and exotic.



Names: Lincoln High School sophomores Lindsay Riedlinger and Kate Sweeney
Fashion Crime: Carrying tomboy too far
Punishment: A girly injection

Report: After confirming that their parents don't know where we live, the WW Guerrilla Makeover Team went to work. We used rhinestone insect pins to anchor Lindsay's hair and shortened Kate's hair slightly by adding choppy layers around her face. And because nobody needs makeup less than a teenage girl, we opted for a mere slick of pink lip gloss for each. Absence of litigation by the girls' parents suggests the makeovers were a success.

 


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Willamette Week | originally published June 9, 1999


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