- Heathman Restaurant and Bar Food
- Portland Farmers Market Food
- Ben & Jerry's Food
- Artists Repertory Theatre Stage
- Winningstad Theatre Stage
- West End Theater Stage
- Oregon Children's Theatre Young Professionals Studio Theatre Stage
- Portland Actors Conservatory Stage
- The Firehouse Theatre Stage
- CLOSED Veganopolis Outdoors
- Pine Street Bistro Live Music
- Alessandro's CLOSED Live Music
- Alexander's CLOSED Live Music
- Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall Live Music
- ArtBar & Bistro Live Music
Featured in Finder 2008
Like a Los Angeles bar pulled up by its short hairs and plopped down on Burnside: rockers, groupies, busty burlesque-lovers, AM radio jockeys and doughnut shop owners reveling in its strip-clubthat’s-not-really-a-strip-club vibe. HAPPY HOUR, KARAOKE (live), LIVE
MUSIC, DJs, FIREPLACE/PIT, COMEDY, GAMES, VIDEO POKER, EXOTIC DANCERS.
Upcoming Events
Monday November 9
Karaoke From Hell, Ground Zero Lounge
Tuesday November 10
The Ed Forman Show, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, TBA
Dante's FREE.
Gil Mantera's Party Dream
Dante's 10:30 pm. $8.
Thursday November 12
MSTRKRFT
[DFTPNK'D] There's probably something admirable about remixers to the stars (Bloc Party, Justice, Wolfmother) trailing their impeccable cred among the skinny trousered set who throw themselves so shamelessly toward hamfisted flirtations with hip-hop and R&B. John Legend and Ghostface Killah drop by Toronto duo MSTRKRFT's sophomore release, Fist Of God, to baffling purpose. Everything bright and shiny and, well, cleverly derivative from the duo's vocoded synth bacchanal debut three years back now sounds calcified or corroded. Still, the big beat goes on, capacity crowds of our prettiest young things shall care not at all. CASEY JARMAN. Dante's $15 advance, $18 day of show. 21+.
Friday November 13
Electric Six, Gay Blades, Millions of Brazillians
[DIRTY DETROIT] Electric Six’s skeezy riff rock—prodded along by ample synth and driving disco beats—borders on a parody of rock ’n' roll excess, with frontman Dick Valentine growling about kinky sex, binge drinking, coke and Taco Bell in a voice similar to Jack Black’s. But that’s not disingenuousness in the band’s lurid tales of hot nights; that’s just its Detroit hanging out. And like the STDs often wrought from stories like the ones Electric Six tells—tales of gay bars and Midwestern hellholes told through cocaine eyes—the band’s goofy, sleazy sound is infectious as hell. AP KRYZA. Dante's 9:30 pm. $12 advance, $15 day of show. 21+.
Saturday November 14
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Faun Fables
[WOODLAND FOLK] Dawn McCarthy is a bit of an odd woman. As the leader of Faun Fables—she goes under the moniker "Dawn the Faun"—McCarthy takes old-timey folk music and turns it into a modern theater show. It makes for some interesting and adventerous sounds, her voice hiccuping in near yodels over a neat moss of acoustic intrsuments. For the current lineup, McCarthy is touring with just her partner, Nils Frykdahl (who also plays in Sleepytime Gorilla Museum), and will be focusing on songs from their recent EP, A Table Forgotten. If you're a fan of Joanna Newsom and off-Broadway musicals, then this is a night for you. MICHAEL MANNHEIMER. Dante's 7 pm. $15. 21+.
Sinferno Cabaret
A fiery combo of striptease, jugglers, magicians and, yes, fire dancers, doused with a bit of classic rock-’n’-roll sleaze. Because, c’mon, it’s Dante’s. Dante's, 1 SW 3rd Ave., 226-6630. 8:30 pm Sundays. $7.
Note that the show on August 15th ACTUALLY starts at 9pm - good to know because that's when Please Do Not Fight goes on and you don't want to miss them!













Note that the show on August 15th ACTUALLY starts at 9pm - good to know because that's when Please Do Not Fight goes on and you don't want to miss them!
www.myspace.com/pleasedonotfight