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Dante's

(503) 226-6630
1 SW 3rd Ave.
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Neighborhood: Downtown

Portland was dubbed “Stumptown” in the 1850s as clear-cutting made way for rapid growth and left behind only stumps. (read more) Now, the joke goes, the name riffs off the size of our skyscrapers (the tallest, Wells Fargo Center at 1300 SW 5th Ave., is just 546 feet). Downtown may not have reached epic heights, but on the upside, it remains a living, breathing neighborhood as well as a nexus of political and financial power. Where else in town can you find an uptight lawyer, a Prada-wearing shopper on her way to Pioneer Place (700 SW 5th Ave.) and a street kid with a spiked mohawk, all standing at the same burrito cart? Downtown centers on Pioneer Courthouse Square (Southwest 6th Avenue and Morrison Street), an urban tabula rasa hosting everything from brew festivals to peace marches. Downtown’s architecture ranges from the triumph of the classical Multnomah County Central Library (801 SW 10th Ave., 988-1523) to the tragedy of the postmodern Portland Building (1120 SW 5th Ave.), whose saving grace is the gargantuan bronze Portlandia statue out front. Follow the South Park Blocks past the Portland Art Museum (1219 SW Park Ave., 226-2811) to Portland State University (1825 SW Broadway), where hungover students collide with shoppers at Portland Farmers Market (Southwest Park Avenue between Harrison and Montgomery streets) every Saturday. At Gov. Tom McCall Waterfront Park (Southwest Naito Parkway between Southwest Harrison and Northwest Glisan streets), inline skaters and recumbent cyclists blow past pot dealers and flocks of Canada geese, while the blocks just west of the Burnside Bridge house the core of the city’s live music scene as well as the pioneering strip bar Mary’s Club (129 SW Broadway, 227-3023). —James Pitkin.

Featured in Finder 2008

Like a Los Angeles bar pulled up by its short hairs and plopped down on Burnside: rockers, groupies, busty burlesque-lovers, AM radio jockeys and doughnut shop owners reveling in its strip-clubthat’s-not-really-a-strip-club vibe. HAPPY HOUR, KARAOKE (live), LIVE
MUSIC, DJs, FIREPLACE/PIT, COMEDY, GAMES, VIDEO POKER, EXOTIC DANCERS.

Events Today


Sunday November 8

Sinferno Cabaret, Electric Tickle Machine


Dante's $8.

Upcoming Events


Monday November 9

Karaoke From Hell, Ground Zero Lounge


Dante's

Tuesday November 10

The Ed Forman Show, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, TBA


Dante's FREE.

Gil Mantera's Party Dream


Dante's 10:30 pm. $8.

Thursday November 12

MSTRKRFT


[DFTPNK'D] There's probably something admirable about remixers to the stars (Bloc Party, Justice, Wolfmother) trailing their impeccable cred among the skinny trousered set who throw themselves so shamelessly toward hamfisted flirtations with hip-hop and R&B. John Legend and Ghostface Killah drop by Toronto duo MSTRKRFT's sophomore release, Fist Of God, to baffling purpose. Everything bright and shiny and, well, cleverly derivative from the duo's vocoded synth bacchanal debut three years back now sounds calcified or corroded. Still, the big beat goes on, capacity crowds of our prettiest young things shall care not at all. CASEY JARMAN. Dante's $15 advance, $18 day of show. 21+.

Friday November 13

Electric Six, Gay Blades, Millions of Brazillians


[DIRTY DETROIT] Electric Six’s skeezy riff rock—prodded along by ample synth and driving disco beats—borders on a parody of rock ’n' roll excess, with frontman Dick Valentine growling about kinky sex, binge drinking, coke and Taco Bell in a voice similar to Jack Black’s. But that’s not disingenuousness in the band’s lurid tales of hot nights; that’s just its Detroit hanging out. And like the STDs often wrought from stories like the ones Electric Six tells—tales of gay bars and Midwestern hellholes told through cocaine eyes—the band’s goofy, sleazy sound is infectious as hell. AP KRYZA. Dante's 9:30 pm. $12 advance, $15 day of show. 21+.

Saturday November 14

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Faun Fables


[WOODLAND FOLK] Dawn McCarthy is a bit of an odd woman. As the leader of Faun Fables—she goes under the moniker "Dawn the Faun"—McCarthy takes old-timey folk music and turns it into a modern theater show. It makes for some interesting and adventerous sounds, her voice hiccuping in near yodels over a neat moss of acoustic intrsuments. For the current lineup, McCarthy is touring with just her partner, Nils Frykdahl (who also plays in Sleepytime Gorilla Museum), and will be focusing on songs from their recent EP, A Table Forgotten. If you're a fan of Joanna Newsom and off-Broadway musicals, then this is a night for you. MICHAEL MANNHEIMER. Dante's 7 pm. $15. 21+.

Sinferno Cabaret


A fiery combo of striptease, jugglers, magicians and, yes, fire dancers, doused with a bit of classic rock-’n’-roll sleaze. Because, c’mon, it’s Dante’s. Dante's, 1 SW 3rd Ave., 226-6630. 8:30 pm Sundays. $7.



Ratings and comments

Zen Zenith  writes on Dec 31st, 1969 4:00pm

Note that the show on August 15th ACTUALLY starts at 9pm - good to know because that's when Please Do Not Fight goes on and you don't want to miss them!

www.myspace.com/pleasedonotfight

Zen Zenith  writes on Dec 31st, 1969 4:00pm

Note that the show on August 15th ACTUALLY starts at 9pm - good to know because that's when Please Do Not Fight goes on and you don't want to miss them!

www.myspace.com/pleasedonotfight

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