4825 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 445-4635, tankerpdx.com. 3 pm-12:30 am Monday-Friday, noon-2:30 am Saturday, 10 am-2:30 am Sunday.
You can win porn and other related objects Tuesday nights at this cargo ship-themed tavern (which features, along with porthole windows, a painting of a kraken about to have its way with a pirate ship flying a Tanker flag), in a rousing round of “naughty bingo.” For classier drunks, there are various versions of Big Buck Hunter and a wide selection of board games. If, after an exhausting show at the Mount Tabor Theater, you’re seeking refuge to gather your thoughts and sip on a tallboy, the Tanker will help get you sufficiently tanked. LEIGHTON COSSEBOOM.
What to drink: Strongbow cider.
Happy hour: $1 PBR and $1 off well drinks and draft pints, $4 quesadillas 3-8 pm daily.
Entertainment: Bingo, board games, pinball, video games, Wii.