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July 11th, 2012 JOHN LOCANTHI | Headout
 

Headout: Paris in Portland

Zee perfect way to celebrate Bastille Day. Waw-haw-haw!

headout_parisinportland_3836ILLUSTRATION: Amy Kuttab
Portland celebrates Bastille Day. We can’t tell you why—there hasn’t historically been any significant French presence here—but we do. Paris had a Portland festival recently, so it seems only fitting we should return the favor. Grab your Nicolas Batum jersey, a copy of Camus’ Le Mythe de Sisyphe and a pack of Gauloises to surrender your July 14 to France. 


6 am: Tour De France at Oblique
While Le Mans may be more interesting, the Tour de France is by far the most important race in France. Oblique Coffee Roasters (3039 SE Stark St.) will be showing every leg live. 

9 am: Brunch at St. Honoré Bakery
Portland has plenty of frou-frou French bakeries, but St. Honoré (2335 NW Thurman St.) is owned by a real-life French person. Stop by for a croque monsieur or a chocolate brioche. 

10 am: Buy a beret
Because all French people wear berets. Bonnet Boutique (412 NW 11th Ave.) has a number of très
chic options. 

11 am: Monet at the Portland Art Museum
Five Monet paintings are on display at the Portland Art Museum (1219 SW Park Ave.), including such classics as Water Lilies and River at Lavacourt. 

Noon: Bastille en ville at Director Park

This is the serious Portland Bastille Day celebration, self-proclaimed to be the largest on the West Coast (suck it, Seattle). Director Park (815 SW Park Ave.) will be filled with stands offering French-language books, imported products, food from local French restaurants and, of course, wine.

2 pm: Portland Waiters Race at Director Park
In a show of propriety, garçons race around the park without running or spilling their customers’ drinks. First prize takes home $250 (about 200 Euros).

3:30 pm: Croissant at Little T American Baker
There are many fine croissants in this city, but a blind taste test by WW confirmed Little T’s (2600 SE Division St.) as the finest.

5 pm: Champagne at Ambonnay Bar
Shout yourself a glass of le vin du diable at Portland’s only Champagne bar, Ambonnay (107 SE Washington St.).

7 pm: Dinner at Brasserie Montmartre
Yeah, you could go to Little Bird, but you’re more likely to get a table at Pascal Chureau and Michael Hanaghan’s reawakening of Portland’s classic French eatery, Brasserie Montmartre (626 SW Park Ave.).

9:50 pm: Americano at Living Room Theaters
Living Room Theaters (341 SW 10th Ave.) is screening several French imports, but the choice here is
Americano. What better bridge between French and American culture than knowing we can both make movies featuring Salma Hayek dancing in a sleazy nightclub?


Headout Picks

THURSDAY JULY 12

MARK BAUMGARTEN
[BOOKS] Exploring underground music through K Records—which helped launch Modest Mouse, Beck and Gossip—former WW music editor Mark Baumgarten’s new book is full of interesting anecdotes and commentary. You’ll even learn why K passed on Nirvana’s demo. Powell’s City of Books, 1005 W Burnside St., 228-4651. 7:30 pm. Free.


FRIDAY JULY 13

BRONX LEGENDS TOUR
[MUSIC] Some nearly forgotten hip-hop forefathers—Percee P and Coke La Rock among them—unite, cross the country and remind the masses it wasn’t always about the Benjamins. Ted’s at Berbati’s Pan, 231 SW Ankeny St. 9 pm. $15. 21+.

PUCKERFEST
[BEER] Belmont Station’s celebration of “sour, wild and funky” beers is back. There’s a rotating lineup of 10 to 14 beers on tap through the festival’s six days, plus meet-the-brewer events with Oakshire, Logsdon, Block 15, Upright, Double Mountain, the Commons and New Belgium. See puckerfest.com for the full lineup. Belmont Station Biercafe, 4500 SE Stark St. July 13-19.

ALPENROSE VELODROME CHALLENGE
[BIKES] Like an amusement park’s rotor ride, a velodrome track uses centrifugal force to stick cyclists on its 43-degree banked walls. Drop below 12.5 mph, and they’ll fall. Racers from around the world compete on one of the nation’s most challenging tracks. Alpenrose Dairy, 6149 SW Shattuck Road, alpenrosechallenge.com. Friday-Sunday, July 13-15.


SATURDAY JULY 14

MISSISSIPPI STREET FAIR
[BLOCK PARTY] Kitschy crafts, fried foods and a sea of dads with sunglasses on their heads: It’s getting harder to tell the Mississippi Street Fair from an average day on the block, but the music helps. This year’s highlights include blues/gospel queen Linda Hornbuckle, autoharp-driven jam-rock act Old Light and catchy up-and-coming trio Fanno Creek. North Mississppi Avenue between Fremont and Skidmore streets, mississippiave.com. 10 am-9 pm. Free.


SUNDAY JULY 15

RAY DAVIES DAY
[ROCK ICON] Proving again that our city is batshit crazy—and has impeccable taste—Portland celebrates Ray Davies Day, which begins with a 3 pm reception for Davies at the Hollywood Theatre followed by a 4 pm screening of the Kinks frontman’s 1984 film, Return to Waterloo; moves to the Aladdin Theater at 8 pm, where Davies will play a show; and wraps up at Holocene for British Invasion cover acts, including Kinks tribute band Young Eduardians. Various venues.
 
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