|Ingrida Sabonis and Marshall Glickman host a welcoming cocktail party and announcement of teams.|
2 pm: Sam Bowie emcees player warm-ups
7 pm: Ingrida Sabonis and Marshall Glickman host a welcoming cocktail party and announcement of teams.
10 am: Breakfast seminar: Punch Up
Zach Randolph and Ruben Patterson explain the importance of teamwork, both on and off the court.
2 pm: Skills session, pre-game practice
and Game 1.
7 pm: Dinner seminar: Driving the Lane
Qyntel Woods and Rasheed Wallace explain the meaning of the words "insurance," "license" and "suspended." Useful information on fixing the towing-inflicted scratches on your Cadillac Escalade will be provided.
10 am: Grateful Dead appreciation brunch, hosted by Bill Walton in his 16-foot teepee in the parking lot. Don't forget to sign your release so you can appear on NBA TV's new reality show, Bill Walton's Long Strange Trip.
2 pm: Skills session, pre-game practice and Game 2.
7 pm: Dinner seminar: Joint Guard--The Pick and Roll
Damon Stoudamire will address such topics as finding a discreet drug dealer, reasons not to transport illegal drugs across state lines, the Fourth Amendment and closing your front door. Session to include a lab portion in which students will observe the interaction of aluminum foil and a metal detector.
10 am: Breakfast seminar: The Pickup Game
Former Blazer stars Tracy Murray, Jerome Kersey and Reggie Smith discuss the art of estimating young women's ages, taking into account such adverse conditions as poor mall lighting. Cliff Robinson will talk about how to spot off-duty female officers outside nightclubs. Ruben Patterson will give tips on nanny selection.
2 pm: Skills session, pre-game practice and Game 3 (the Blazers' traditional playoff exit).
7 pm: Awards banquet, hosted by Paul Allen (via satellite).