Top 5 Toby Keith, “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” After 9/11, country badass Toby Keith warned the terrorists responsible that they would be punished for crossing “Mother Freedom” by getting   More

Top 5 BOAT’s most popular driving game is the aptly named “the ice cream flavor game,” where we pick a category and name ice cream flavors that would work for it. It should be noted that this lineup   More

Top 5 “Jolene” One of the best-recorded, catchiest and most emotionally subtle songs of its era also happens to have been among Parton’s biggest hits. “The Seeker” Dolly’s “Come to Jesus”    More

Top 5 Matt and Kim (Saturday, 7:30 pm, Bigfoot Stage) Flexing the likability of the Portland Timbers and the infectious charm of the Muppets, Brooklyn’s dance-rock duo is the band you always wanted to p   More

Top 5 D.J. Rogers, “If You Didn’t Love Me (Don’t Go Away)” I love the sincerity in his voice and the tenderness of the lyrics.  It really touches my heart every time I hear it. Gary Bartz, “C   More

Top 5 Papagaiyo, STC and more at Mount Tabor Theater Doin’ the Tabe on 4/20 sounds like a par-tay! Blacklight paintings and the whole trip! Jam bands and Pabst cans! Not it on the driving, man!  Ag   More

Top 5 BBC Radio’s A History of the World in 100 Objects Fascinating Radio 4 documentary that begins with the Mummy of Hornedjitef and ends with a portable solar-panel lamp and charger. Radiolab I’m sure   More

Top 5 5. Whataburger If one could cross-pollinate a Whataburger with a Burgerville burger and an In-N-Out burger, every other fast-food burger would just kill itself out of shame. 4. Carne guisada Tender    More

Top 5 5. Jordan VI (1990) Fairly minimal design, but the extra color near the air sole is very effective. 4. Jordan VII (1991) To me, these are the first Jordans to have a heavy ’90s style. They are the m   More

Top 5 By earthquake My sperm torpedoes will rip Portland’s fault lines. By destroying infrastructure I will indelicately stretch City Hall’s corrupt intestine; politicians will howl. By relaxing My meta   More