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Clearing out the nostrils.

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The Nose giveth and the Nose taketh away. Fresh from a weekend of spring cleaning, here are several dungballs and daffodils from the Nose's cluttered attic of a mind.Daffodils to the Los Angeles L ...   More
Wednesday, May 1, 2002 The Nose

Qwest takes accounting cues from Enron

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Screwed.It's not a pretty word, nor is it one that the Nose's mother lets him use in her presence.But is there any other way to describe how Qwest has treated the Nose and other Portlanders? With ...   More
Wednesday, April 17, 2002 The Nose

A 90-mph fastball clears the sinuses.

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The Nose had a sucky week.Everywhere around him, it seemed, the walls were collapsing.Discouraged by matters as small as the newly discovered carpenter ants in his woodwork and as mundane as the una ...   More
Wednesday, April 10, 2002 The Nose

Watching the darker shade of pale.

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Editor's Note: The Nose does not speak for the entire proboscis community.The above disclaimer is made for the benefit of Robert Williams, who took Avel Gordly out to the woodshed last week.You se ...   More
Wednesday, April 3, 2002 The Nose

Is the school board off to Canada again?

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To paraphrase Yogi Berra, it smells like déj vu all over again.Four years ago, Portland was hunting for its next school superintendent. After months of interviews, flights around the country ...   More
Wednesday, March 20, 2002 The Nose

Hooked on the cure.

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Bullets over Broadway? Hell, in Portland, we've got bullets in the middle of Broadway, and the toe-tag to prove it's no comedy.The Nose--unlike half the city, it seems--was not at the intersection o ...   More
Wednesday, March 13, 2002 The Nose

Back to Bushwhacking.

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As the B-1 and B-52 bombers rained death over Zormat, Afghanistan, early this week, the Nose's reaction was unequivocal.The Nose felt no remorse.Six months after Twin Towers became Ground Zero, much ...   More
Wednesday, March 6, 2002 The Nose

Stalking the Frito Bandito

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The Schnoz remembers fondly those days when the State of the City address heralded big ideas. Building a new engineering school at Portland State University. Holding the line on the urban growth b ...   More
Wednesday, February 27, 2002 The Nose

God Save Our Queen

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The Nose is frowning so much he's thinking about getting a shot of Botox® to relax his worry wrinkles.What's got the schnoz all stuffed up? The seeming disintegration of all that is right with ...   More
Wednesday, February 20, 2002 The Nose

Blind men bluff under the rotunda.

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The Nose sped down to Salem last Friday for a front-row seat at the two-ring circus otherwise known as the Oregon Legislature.To Joe and Jane Votebymail, the prospect of watching 90 people try to fi ...   More
Wednesday, February 13, 2002 The Nose
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