MIDNIGHT BLOGGER Holy moly, Gorgonzoli! It's hot in here. I guess I should have gone easier on my "There is no God" bit. Now I've got to do 10 years in the cosmic slammer before I can get on the other side of the Gate ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER It's nice to be back at work, where I'm needed. I didn't like all that time being cooped up at home. Even after the angry mob outside the house dispersed, the four walls were still closing in on me.Qu ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER Portland is such a cow town. It will never amount to much. I think about it every time my jet circles over their dinky West Hills. People down there are so small-minded. They won't rent luxury boxes t ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER It's the biggest crisis in my career. Nothing I've faced before measures up to this. It's going to be tougher than fighting the oil companies on gas prices. More challenging than standing up to Ashcro ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER Why is everybody on my case all of a sudden? So I'm going to spend a million dollars to become mayor--is that so wrong? I think when they see that figure in the papers, right away they start thinking ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER You know I hate doing my taxes. I always get a nasty little head rush when I look down and the number on that check has two commas in it.My accountant, Murray, tells me that I can't take most of the d ...   More

MIDNIGHT BLOGGER Thank you, Portland police, for getting me off the front page for a while.It was getting unbearable. Particularly the raft of dung being floated at me by our Fearless Leader in Salem. Ted, you big pho ...   More