A Lakers fan on the biggest Blazers game since ’77
Hey, Blazers fans: Stop trying to hold back your
excitement. You and I both know the game on April 10 is the biggest for
your franchise since June 5, 1977, the day Bill Walton brought the NBA
Disney princes offering themselves as escorts for hire.
When we saw that the Star Theater was hosting scantily
clad Disney princesses getting down with a stripper pole, it looked a
bit familiar: Heck, it’s basically the plot of Spring Breakers, excep
Find an Easter egg in a Willamette Week box and win a prize.
Peep this: Easter is a bummer for grown-ups. It’s all ham and shoeshines, not chocolate bunnies and plastic grass.
And no adult egg hunts. Well, until now. We hid a dozen plastic eggs in blue Will
The former Blazer holds forth on the Jersey sculptor.
Art fans, this is truly a magnanimous moment in the
history of modern civilization. Not since Gutenberg first threw down the
word of the Big Man upstairs has the printed letter held quite such
The Latin world’s answer to popular gringo entertainers.
Who’s the Salvadoran Hulk Hogan?
With a group of eight Latino comedians from Portland and California getting our attention with a show called Atención Gringo, we got curious enough to ask.
Scouting reports for five honorary Harlem Globetrotters.
What’s harder than beating the Harlem
Globetrotters? Becoming an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. In the
organization’s 86-year history, only eight nonplayers have been named to
the team, and o