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The Armstrong Lie

Lie strong.


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Even now, knowing all that we do about his deception, Lance Armstrong can be remarkably convincing. As he denies doping allegations in the documentary The Armstrong Lie, you’re still halfway i   More
 
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

Oldboy

Spike Lee’s botched, uninspired remake.


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There’s something immediately dispiriting about the very thought of Spike Lee—once one of American cinema’s most original voices   More
 
Wednesday, November 27, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

The Motel Life

Brotherly love.


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While it might be true that even losers get lucky sometimes, such good fortune tends to be fleeting. That’s certainly the case with brothers    More
 
Wednesday, November 6, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

Game On: Ender's Game Reviewed

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Ender's Game was too busy with its zero-gravity exercises to screen by WW press deadlines.
Critic's Grade: B-
There’s no denying that Orson Scott Card's well-documented political and anti-gay views are cockeyed and bear the distinct odor of batshit. Still, this adaptation of his 1985 sci-fi novel deserves notice: It makes clear how salient and eerily prescien...   More
 
Friday, November 1, 2013 by CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

Gonna Make You Flinch: Kick-Ass 2 Reviewed

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Given that star Jim Carrey withdrew his support for Kick-Ass 2 in June, saying it trivialized violence, it's no wonder the movie screened after press deadlines. Critic Curtis Woloschuk also finds little to defend.Critic's Grade: C-If this second Kick-Ass installment manages to distinguish itse...   More
 
Thursday, August 15, 2013 by CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

2 Guns

With even fewer brains than guns.


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Mark Wahlberg seems to be losing his criminal edge. As a reluctant smuggler in last year’s Contraband, he excelled at sneaking illegal goods into the Port of New Orleans right under the authorit   More
 
Wednesday, July 31, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

The To Do List

More like The To Don’t List. Zing!


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It’s safe to say that an attractive teenage girl looking to expand her sexual repertoire hasn’t necessarily taken on the Labors of Hercules. So it would seem necessary for writer-director Magg   More
 
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

The Heat

A buddy-cop flick without any burn.


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The Heat may be the most tragic blunder since Pryzbylewski gunned down that plainclothes cop in Season 3 of The Wire. Despite the combined talents of Bridesmaids director Paul Feig, Parks and Recreati   More
 
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

Zombie Zoo: World War Z Reviewed

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World War Z so passed us by we forgot to mention it in this week's paper, much less screen it by press deadline. Turns out we needn't have bothered.
Critic's Grade: C
It looks like Hollywood executives can sleep a little easier at night, once again content in the knowledge that throwing enough money at a problem can solve it. Thanks to $20 million in reshoots, Marc Forst...   More
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 by CURTIS WOLOSCHUK

The Bling Ring

Trapped in the closets of the rich and famous.


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Sofia Coppola has spent much of her career enticing viewers to shed a tear for the poor little rich boys and girls of the world. With her fifth feature, she turns her attention to the sidelines,   More
 
Wednesday, June 19, 2013 CURTIS WOLOSCHUK
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