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Pass The Baklava: WW's Grecian Goddess talks Greek Fest.

Maria Boyer, WW' s go-to-gal for all things Greek, has this to say about the upcoming Greek Festival :

"If you've never been, it's incredible!" or as my boss says, "It's crazy"!" said Maria about the big...   More
Thursday, October 2, 2008 by Byron Beck

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Unzipping the mysteries of The Big Penis Book.

Queer Window
Back in the ’80s, my first encounter with a really big penis nearly made me faint. That’s actually a good thing, considering one needs to be barely conscious, or Zen-like relaxed, when dea ...   More
Wednesday, October 1, 2008 Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Twatch, Watch and Whistle

(Above: Oregonian columnist Chelsea Cain and Oregon icon Pennie Lane at Nordy's fashion show for PICA)

TWATCH WATCH 2008 : The Twilight Kids (and Moms) weigh in ...   More
Tuesday, September 30, 2008 by Byron Beck

ProRow to celebrate its 30th (and then change ownership?)

Although co-owner/attorney Alan Karpinski won't confirm it, it looks like one of P-town's most venerable watering holes, Produce Row Cafe, is about to change ownership. And, oh yeah, celebrate its current owners' 30th...   More
Friday, September 26, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: WHAT THE FRIDAY?

(Above: Dining on the bones of a broken economy)

EVEN THE SMART ONES GET IT WRONG SOMETIMES: There's a local angle to yesterday's failure of Seattle-based Washington Mutual,    More
Friday, September 26, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Today in Wiener Watch 2008

Yesterday it was all about registering your wang and weenies who can't "debate" or "show up for late night tv shows":

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Thursday, September 25, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: OMG, Jesus is Inside A VP-2-B!

SARAH SINGS: It's pretty easy to pick on Sarah Bin Laden...oops,I mean Palin. The woman is a treasure trove of material. Especially when she sings. Yes, sings! Here's the Fey-looker singing (and dancing) with the Wassila Singers. The Pop-...   More
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 by Byron Beck

Lights, Camera, Fashion

Portland’s screen scene showcases this season’s latest looks.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Byron Beck


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Twilight The inspiration:Based on the first book in author Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling series of teen novels, Twilight sinks its teeth into the tale of Bella (Kristen ...   More
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Byron Beck

The Auteur

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The Auteur The inspiration: What happens when the world’s greatest hardcore porn director comes to Portland to receive a lifetime achievement award? Cum shots and comedy ...   More
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Byron Beck
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