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Bummer: Eco-Soap Store Keeps Nakedness to a Bare Minimum



"I'd get naked for you if I could," said the skinny-assed soap salesman. "But I can't."

I had hoped to rush into Lush (803 NW 23rd Ave.) and find its employees "wearing nothing but ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Mile-High Thighs & Whispers



Some of us at WW aren't as lucky as this guy.

Here's a brief survey of stuff we found today via the almighty Internet.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits: A year in sensible sho...   More
 
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Byron Beck

Border Crossing

I went to the Oregon State Fair and all I got was this knock-off Mexican rodeo.


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SALEM—“It’s a Taco Bell version of a Mexican rodeo,” says Matt Richards. For the past month or so Richards, a handlebar-mustached cattleman from Independence, has traveled our ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 Byron Beck

Breaking? The Drudge Report: Matt Always Gets it Right...Right?


Good old Matt Drudge is saying a bumper sticker leak is all we need to find out who the Veep is.

Spoiler Alert: It's Obama Bayh.

Soun...   More
 
Friday, August 22, 2008 by Byron Beck

TWATCH '08: National Review Writer Sinks Her Teeth into Twilight



I suppose I have to hate the rightwads at the National Review, because, as I'm told around the office, "they hate my kind."

I guess besides gays, they must hate Mormon moms who write about vampires, too.

That said, the National Review's ...   More
 
Friday, August 22, 2008 by Byron Beck

Ballet Man: Former Portlander Gets Big Toes Up in The New York Times


On the heels (or pointe shoes) of the acclaimed Northwest Professional Dance Project, another Portlander—well, former Portlander—Trey McIntyre, is getting some lovin' from the "   More
 
Friday, August 22, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: Freaky Friday Edition


"Man Skin": Okay, so maybe it's time to visit Dad's old aftershave after all. Personally, the jalapeno man-popper makes me hot.

"Ceiling Cat": or   More
 
Friday, August 22, 2008 by Byron Beck

Nobody Works Anymore: The All Gay Edition


DON'T GOT MILK: Well, I guess there's one person who won't be seeing Gus Van Sant's new movie about slain gay civil rights icon Harvey Milk.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008 by Byron Beck

Who Works Anymore? Bits I Found On the Web Before My Boss Caught Me Goofin' Off



SPRINGFIELD: Not that Springfield. This Springfield.

PHELPS FEVER: The only clip that's really worth watching is   More
 
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 by Byron Beck

The Trans Muslim

Why can’t Khadija go to mosque?


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Khadija could be a star spokeswoman for Muslims if they wanted to show off Islam’s teachings of peace and acceptance. She doesn’t see the teachings of Islam as “harsh,” nor do ...   More
 
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 Byron Beck
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