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The Campaign

Pressing flesh, punching babies.


Movie Reviews & Stories
Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell have become the paunchy, awkward Wayans brothers of American comedic film, broad-stroked and choked up with cheap gags, sweaty and desperate for the audience’s   More
 
Wednesday, August 8, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

London Not Calling

Ann Romney’s horse is in the Summer Olympics. Why not these world-class athletes from Oregon?


Cover Story
Every two years, the Olympic Games noisily emerges as the pinnacle of bewildering human endeavor.  The Games’ most familiar events—skiing and...   More
 
Wednesday, August 8, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Don’t Drink the Water!

If you did, you’d know what a crazy, panicked overreaction we had to the latest contamination scare.


News
On July 21, Multnomah County and city officials warned Portlanders that their drinking water had tested positive for E. coli...
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Wednesday, August 1, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Scoops' out for Summer: Day 29

The Hazel Room

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Food & Drink
Day 29 of our 31-day ice cream binge, Scoops' out for Summer, we get nostalgic at a newish Hawthorne cafe.

The Hazel Room
3279 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 756-7125, thehazelroom.com.Price per scoop: $2
Most popular flavor: The cast rotates at whim. Flavors have...   More
 
Sunday, July 29, 2012 by MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Scoops' out for Summer: Day 26

Staccato Gelato

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Food & Drink
Our month of eating ice cream every single day continues...
Staccato Gelato
232 NE 28th Ave., 231-7100; and 1540 SE Bybee St., 517-8957, staccatogelato.com.Price per scoop: $2.25 for a single scoop, $2.75 for a duplex, $3.50 for a triple-decker.
Most popular ...   More
 
Thursday, July 26, 2012 by MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Extraterrestrial

Love and other aliens.


Movie Reviews & Stories
Following up on 2007’s much-venerated, sordid metaphysical puzzle box Timecrimes, director Nacho Vigalondo again cracks the genre box wide open in Extraterrestrial.  Across all of Spain, 4-   More
 
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Kitz To Speak At Obama Event Today

Obama and Kitzhaber

News
At least one prominent Democratic politician looks to be coming through for the Prez’s efforts to stir up excitement (and money) from the Portland faithful. Gov. John Kitzhaber’s office has confirmed that he will indeed be speaking on Obama's behalf at the President's $500-$1,000 fundraising luncheon at noon today, at the Oregon Convention Center.
No word yet on whether the Governor will b...   More
 
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 by MATTHEW KORFHAGE

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with 'President Barack Obama'

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News
Last night, in advance of his brief stopover in Portland for a fundraising event at the Oregon Convention Center at noon today, President Barack Obama did not get on the phone with Willamette Week.Instead, Portlandia star and SNL's resident Obama impersonator Fred Armisen gr...   More
 
Tuesday, July 24, 2012 by MATTHEW KORFHAGE

The Lost Boys

Only a miraculous turnaround can save the Timbers’ season. It’s not likely to happen.


Sports
Troy Perkins was tired of getting shelled. At the Portland Timbers’ practice July 16, the team ran a succession of Bugatti-quick six-on-six scrimmages. Perkins, the Timbers’ goalkeeper, trie   More
 
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE

Turn Me On, Dammit!

Dicking around in Norway.


Movie Reviews & Stories
I would love this movie to become the Risky Business or Pump Up the Volume for a generation of small-town Norwegian teens raised on Internet pornography. Even with its opening scene of a nubile yo   More
 
Wednesday, July 11, 2012 MATTHEW KORFHAGE
 

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