Do your eyes glaze over with jealousy at the tastefully modest abodes showcased on MTV's Cribs
? Do you like your amenities to come in fives (five fireplaces, five bathrooms, five-car garage)? Do your children really like dinosaurs? Most importantly, do you have $5.2 million just lying around? If so, you are probably the only person in the market for former Trail Blazer Rasheed Wallace's hi...