Nucular Aminals, Au Dunes, Hurry Up

[FALLOUT PLOY] Let me explain Nucular Aminals’ secret origins and agenda. In an effort to stabilize white supremacy and suppress poverty’s spawn—blues and rock music—in the late 1960s, the CIA bombed an undisclosed swamp somewhere between New Orleans and Memphis with a warhead containing both uranium and LSD. No humans survived, but the swamp creatures, enlarged by the radiation and empowered by the acid, found a guitar, bass, organ and drum set, only slightly damaged from the heat of the blast, and taught themselves to freak out. Don’t believe me? The Aminals’ album titles show their true colors: Ooooh Kill Ooooh (self-explanatory), Nobody’s Man (nobody is human) and Start From an End (radiation gave them a new life). They might be slightly dyslexic, but they’ve grown into full humanoids capable of infiltrating the music industry, the hearts of our youth and, eventually, your brain.  

Where: Valentine's
Phone: 248-1600
Address: 232 SW Ankeny St.
Website: valentineslifeblood.blogspot.com