1510 SE 9th Ave.
Where: Helium Comedy Club
Address: 1510 SE 9th Ave.
Yes, that Tom Green, whom you may remember from that time he pretended to hump a dead moose on MTV. Or that time he put a cow's head in his parents' bed. Green's shock humor predated Jackass ...
Generally regarded as the best open-mic night in town, Helium's sign-ups fill quickly. Show up between 6 and 7 pm to snag some stage time.
The former Chelsea Lately regular, also known for penning the New York Times bestseller Life As I Blow It, hits Helium for three nights of standup.