1510 SE 9th Ave.
Where: Helium Comedy Club
Address: 1510 SE 9th Ave.
Generally regarded the best open-mic night in town, Helium's sign-ups fill quickly. Show up between 6 and 7 pm to snag some stage time.
A long slate of comics—12 of 'em, in fact—perform their smuttiest standup.
Standup from a comedian known for his fart jokes, fatherhood stories and heavy-metal fan base.