Willamette Week - http://www.wweek.com/portland/articles.sec-1450-1-.html Sun, 04 Oct 2015 00:00:00 -0700 en hourly 1 Chip Kelly’s Secret Offense - Why boosters are annoyed by the most successful football coach in Oregon’s history. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20040-chip_kellys_secret_offense_why_boosters_are_annoyed_by_the_most_successful_football_coach_in_oregons.html When the Oregon Ducks plucked a little-known offensive coordinator named Chip Kelly out of the University of New Hampshire in]]> The President of Beers - We bootlegged beer from all 50 states for the ultimate American taste-off. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19731-the_president_of_beers_we_bootlegged_beer_from_all_50_states_for_the_ultimate_american_taste_off.html

Beer is made from barley, hops, yeast and statute. We tend to forget, but the bearded men with sweaty brows who toil over copper...

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Two guys—one in a hoodie and a baseball cap turned to the side, the other in a waistcoat and a purple tie—play cards on low]]> Singing in the Strange - Karaoke night as only Portland can do it. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19523-singing_in_the_strange_karaoke_night_as_only_portland_can_do_it.html A bespectacled man stands in the back corner of the dimly lit stage, about five feet from the stripper pole. Nervously tapping the microphone against the white cast holding his right arm in place,]]> The Pitiful Princess Gentlemen’s Club: Stripperella - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19577-the_pitiful_princess_gentlemens_club_stripperella_.html The Pitiful Princess Gentlemen’s Club (12646 SE Division St., 954-1019) draws rancor, mostly because of its name. Some find it offensive because little girls are obsessed with pink and princesse]]> Rooster’s Pub: Hiding In the Barn - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19613-roosters_pub_hiding_in_the_barn_.html Hidden away in a red shanty in the wasteland of far North Portland, Rooster’s Pub (605 N Columbia Blvd., 289-1351) feels like a place that doesn’t want to be found. The two staircases visible ]]> Headout: Letter to Eric - Kurt Cobain writes back to Eric Erlandson. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19595-headout_letter_to_eric_kurt_cobain_writes_back_to_eric_erlandson.html  Click on letter below for larger version.WW Photo Illustration SEE IT: Eric Erlandson will speak at Powell’s City of Books, 1005 W Burnside St., on Tuesday, Sept. 4. 7:30 pm. Free. He]]> Headout: Paris in Portland - Zee perfect way to celebrate Bastille Day. Waw-haw-haw! http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19421-headout_paris_in_portland_zee_perfect_way_to_celebrate_bastille_day_waw_haw_haw_.html Portland celebrates Bastille Day. We can’t tell you why—there hasn’t historically been any significant French presence here—but we do. Paris had a Portland festival recently, so it seems]]> Restaurant Guide 2013: The Parish - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21335-restaurant_guide_2013_the_parish_.html Gift Guide 2012: The White-Collar Hipster - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19950-gift_guide_2012_the_white_collar_hipster_.html Some people call your friend a yupster. Others, simply a douchebag. But it’s only because they’ve accomplished what others could not: hold down a white-collar job while still being cool. IMAGE:]]> Headout: Screw Mary Sue - Urkel, Minnie Mouse and other shades of awful erotic fanfic. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19547-headout_screw_mary_sue_urkel_minnie_mouse_and_other_shades_of_awful_erotic_fanfic.html Fan fiction, once the sole province of pathetic nerds, is now a profitable industry. The literary elite may scoff, but Fifty Shades of Grey, which began as Twilight fan fiction, has sold 40 million co]]> The Perfect Poop - What to know about your excrement. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23774-the_perfect_poop_what_to_know_about_your_excrement.html Everyone poops Different animals make different kinds of poop Different shapes Different colors Even different smells —From Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi Everyone poops. While the children��]]> Rebuilding the Bell - It’s getting tough to get Taco Bell in Portland. We asked a Mexican food expert to reverse-engineer our favorite FourthMeals. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-24788-rebuilding_the_bell_its_getting_tough_to_get_taco_bell_in_portland_we_asked_a_mexican_food_expert_to.html For FourthMeal fans, these are trying times. Both Taco Bell locations in central Portland are currently closed, with the West Burnside Street Bell apparently being rebuilt and the Northeast ]]> The First Annual Haute-N-Ready Awards - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-24734-the_first_annual_haute_n_ready_awards_.html These are exciting times in the fast-food industry. What began with Doritos taco shells and fried chicken-as-sandwich bread has evolved into biscuit taco shells and fried chicken-as-hot dog bu]]> Headout: Pioneer John - As Portland’s living room celebrates 30 years, an underemployed writer tests its livability. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22202-headout_pioneer_john_as_portlands_living_room_celebrates_30_years_an_underemployed_writer_tests_its_.html Melting into the thick cushion of my light-blue butterfly chair, I pick up a copy of The New Yorker from my mahogany TV tray. The dense, dry articles are a welcome companion on this lazy afternoon]]> Yoga Issue 2014: This Is Why I’m Hot - A toxin-filled writer sweats it out during 30 days of Bikram yoga. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22134-yoga_issue_2014_this_is_why_im_hot_a_toxin_filled_writer_sweats_it_out_during_30_days_of_bikram_yoga.html Wiping the sweat from my brow, I bend forward, fingers interlocked, and kick my right leg back. I’m ostensibly trying to form a “T” but I’ve managed only a cursive “J.” This is not goi]]> Mill Ends Tavern: HTTP 404 - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19302-mill_ends_tavern_http_404_.html “Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn’t here” reads the blank website of Mill Ends Tavern (833 SW Naito Parkway, 220-0800), a new downtown watering hole. The statement isn’t far]]> Dean Marriott’s Sewer Palace - Sure, the city’s $11.5 million office building for sewage engineers is unnecessarily decadent. But it’s also quite tasteful. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-24239-dean_marriotts_sewer_palace_sure_the_citys_%24115_million_office_building_for_sewage_engineers_is_un.html Mallard-hen couples rest on concrete beds in a pond off to the side of the patio. The sun, strong but not overbearing, gleams down on this abnormally idyllic March afternoon. I rest my arm on the ]]> World Cup 2014: Soccer-Stat City - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-22665-world_cup_2014_soccer_stat_city_.html Sports cities are an interesting, albeit neurotic, lot. With one swish of the net as the buzzer sounds, the streets are filled with strangers hugging strangers. A blown lead can leave a pall over ]]> Restaurant Guide 2013: Laurelhurst Market - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21309-restaurant_guide_2013_laurelhurst_market_.html MOD Pizza: Fast Food Review - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23053-mod_pizza_fast_food_review_.html Given that it only takes a few minutes to cook a pizza with the right equipment, it’s odd that burgers, burritos and the like have a stranglehold on fast food. Sure, there was the short-lived ]]> These Films Shouldn’t Exist - Clinton Street Theater showcases faux films and mockumentaries. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-24340-these_films_shouldnt_exist_clinton_street_theater_showcases_faux_films_and_mockumentaries.html We’ve all seen bad movies. Movies that make you cringe at tone-deaf jokes. Movies that make you shake your head at nonsensical plots. Movies that inspire you to spoof them. Riffing on films is]]> Rip City vs. No Pity: Wrong! It’s the Ducks - Uncle Phil has the killer quack. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-21263-rip_city_vs_no_pity_wrong__its_the_ducks_uncle_phil_has_the_killer_quack.html With all due respect to the Fail Blazers and the Fightin’ Alaska Airlines, the contest isn’t even close. There’s only one sports team that provides a distinctively Portland experience. It’]]> Beer Bunker: Bunk Mates - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19673-beer_bunker_bunk_mates_.html Tucked away in a nondescript storefront in Montavilla, Beer Bunker (7918 SE Stark St., 254-8200) is a neighborhood hangout as much as it’s a bottle shop. Antique beer cans sit on the shelves and]]> Tavin’s Pub: Opening Act - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19642-tavins_pub_opening_act_.html Just a stone’s throw from Wonder Ballroom, Tavin’s Pub (102 NE Russell St., 719-4890, tavinspub.com) is your classic pre-game bar. The interior is clean. TV sets, including a big projector, ar]]> Softer Than Prozac - Despite celebrity status, a local therapy llama continues his charitable work. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20572-softer_than_prozac_despite_celebrity_status_a_local_therapy_llama_continues_his_charitable_work.html Animal therapy is big and getting bigger. Veterans returning from the Bush Wars are raising dogs to cope with post-traumatic stress disorder, and recent studies show that animals reduce anxiety ]]> Winter Guide 2013: Slippery Slope - A brandy-fueled test slide on the newfangled sleds. http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20168-winter_guide_2013_slippery_slope_a_brandy_fueled_test_slide_on_the_newfangled_sleds.html As a young lad coming of age in my Fortress of Solitude on the steep slopes of Cooper Mountain, there was no thrill greater than snowfall. The streets and the hilly local vacant lot were instant]]> Beer Review: Kick Axe (Lompoc Brewing) - http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19498-beer_review_kick_axe_%28lompoc_brewing%29_.html Dry-hopping is an increasingly popular brewing technique with pale ales and IPAs. Hops—usually milder varieties—are added during fermentation to enhance aroma and taste without bludgeoning the]]> Bar Review: Bootleggers Whiskey Bar - Fauxhibition http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-23012-bar_review_bootleggers_whiskey_bar_fauxhibition.html Strolling down Broadway Street in ye olde Beaverton, you’ll notice some large barrels with tabletops standing outside a dark, nondescript storefront. Bootleggers Whiskey Bar (12424 SW Broadway]]>