Strain Picks: In the Bedroom, Not Sleepy

By Tyler Hurst

VORTEX

Spicy lemon with a rush of floral notes, giving way to a cheek flush that moves up to forehead and down into chest, providing a soft focus and slight tension with a body feeling somewhere between sneeze and post-orgasmic bliss.

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DURBAN POISON

This aromatic hemlock is not for the novice. Thick but not heavy smoke with a hint of minty fuel immediately gives way to a forehead-first high that centers on the eyes. We puffed out our chests for what felt like a mating call.

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GIRL TIME III

With an upfront whiff that reminds of a classic martini, this light lemon pine bud has a high that hits at the bridge of the nose and extends inward with a slight cheek flush that will have you thinking more Casablanca than Sex And The City.

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