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Have you ever had a bowl of butternut squash soup on a crisp fall afternoon? It gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling inside, as if you're living in an alternative universe where you were the one who broke up with your ex and not the other way around. That's exactly the feeling emitted from all the following sleeping bags that are dying to bond with your body like your ex never could have.
Poler: The Napsack Wearable Sleeping Bag
$129.95.
Portland's own Poler makes some of the best camping gear around. One of these products is Napsack, also known by its street name, "the portable sleeping bag." This is a fantastic fit for the lazy camper who wakes up on the wrong side of the sleeping bag in the morning and keeps mentally repeating, "Fuck, it's cold. Fuck, it's cold," while the baked beans sizzle in the corner (as long as you're shorter than 5′ 8).
Let's give Poler its moment: After all, Lena Dunham loves it. She even wore a Napsack in some forgotten episode of Girls(RIP). By the way, does anybody know when Broad Cityis coming back?
Snore-Ca
Rule the seven seas for $199.97.
The cool thing about this whimsical bag is that it can also be your Halloween costume. That's right, you can roll up to the bar for that deep house show with your fave DJ as a goddam whale.
The Snore-Ca has an interior dimension of 7 ft 3 in x 2 ft 9 inches and is probably not viable for those over 5'10.
Also, if you're interested in a truly fascinating camping-related social experiment…there's also a sleeping bag built like a bear.
Rumpl High Performance Indoor/Outdoor Synthetic Puffy Down Blanket
Have your blanket and (cuddle too) for $199.
This synthetic insulation "blanket sleeping bag"has taken the world by storm. It has even been referred to as "the world's best blanket." And it just so happens this blanket is also a sleeping bag.
Not only can this Kickstarter success story keep you warm at home and in the forest, but this blanket is resistant to water damage, foul odors and even insults. The blanket's patterns are also meant to mimic actual nature. Either way, it's a practical choice and people love it.
Western Mountaineering UltraLite 20 Degree Sleeping Bag
Be boring but effective for $484.95.
Consider Western Mountaineering the American Apparel of sleeping bags. All of their products are homegrown and produced right here in the States, and apparently their sleeping bags are some of the warmest on the market. The UltraLite is said to get you through the Antarctic winter. But, really, does Antarctica even have a summer?
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