Dr. Know

In the grand sweep of despotic, empire-ending boners, the current president’s flailings barely crack the top 20.

The historical record does not include the CEO of General Electric explaining the company’s snooze motives to a joint session of Congress.

In theory, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer (11th in the line of succession) could have become president at the very moment she was (allegedly) visiting this strip club.

You’d need to collect 618,000 pull tabs to pay for a single day’s dialysis treatment.

What’s happening with your ever-dwindling bog rolls is a classic case of shrinkflation.

It’s certainly tempting to believe in bridges as a secret, hidden dimension where the position of a few signs can short-circuit the entire legal system.

Digging a tunnel that duplicates the span of the existing Interstate Bridge isn’t all that hard. The problem is that there’s a limit to how steep interstate highways can be.

One way to make money is to get your planes back in the air quickly, but another way is just to torture your passengers until they give it to you directly.

Oregon’s many other voting innovations won’t even be affected!

It turns out the city gets away with not registering this car for a boring reason: They don’t own it.

Any reasonable person knows that milk cartons don’t contain cheat codes for free stuff that only insufferable grammarians can decipher.

Thanks to recent developments in Montana’s U.S. Senate primary, your bland query is suddenly crackling with the fierce urgency of tomorrow’s headlines.