Portland is getting snow tonight. The city is bracing for even more snow Monday—perhaps the most it's seen in two decades.
Citizens responded in the traditional manner: They made a run on kale.
Pre-snowstorm in Portland, the only thing sold out so far at the grocery store was kale. Plenty of bread and milk remain. #pdxtst pic.twitter.com/grYk1EaVj4
— Jesse Friedman (@JesseCFriedman) February 8, 2019
This photo, taken early Friday afternoon by Jesse Friedman at the Hollywood Fred Meyer in Northeast Portland, drew some online mirth. But it was just part of a city-wide grocery rush. By mid-evening, Portlanders had stripped grocery shelves across the city of most fresh vegetables.
Portland, it's a few inches of snow. pic.twitter.com/RdCqkjaQ29
— (((Petey X))) (@psoloway) February 9, 2019
The same applied to other necessities. Good luck finding bread in Happy Valley.
There will be no bread in the apocalypse pic.twitter.com/LoTWNuFDMx
— Nick Christensen🌲🌵 (@NickCPDX) February 9, 2019
Or bananas in Cully.
#PDXSnowpocalypse2019 Update: The Cully Albertsons is *almost* out of kale, as well as cilantro, several potato varieties, and bananas. Milk and bread have also been hit hard.
— Katie Shepherd (@katemshepherd) February 9, 2019
God help us all. pic.twitter.com/oHbryBHUYp
As of 8:15, it hasn't even started snowing in central Portland yet. But we Portlanders—a hardy, nervous people—are prepared. We will have toilet paper.
Some of us, anyway.