Skip to main contentWhat do queer dudes have in common with beer-bonging sorority sisters--besides a need to bag frat boys? These stuck-up subcultures share a fondness for the annual ritual known as Spring Break. You know, that never-ending clambake of suds, bud and guys yelling, "Show us your tits!" But for gay men, unlike Greek sisters, this mating game seems to end up lasting all year long.
So when I found out that a diabolical group of gay (and straight!) guys has started to document the homosexual man in his natural habitat (much like the stuff pervs have been shilling on E!) I pounced on them. And, OH-MY-GOD! The horror! The horror!
The amateurish Gays Gone Wild is exactly like the video series Girls Gone Wild, with one probing difference. Instead of a billion boobies you get a plethora of slick, little (and not so little) dicks.
A trademarked enterprise of Never Too Busy Productions, Gays Gone Wild got its feet wet at a Florida circuit party. Since there is no privacy protection for people who undress in public, especially at big public events where there are cameras, NTB makes sure to catch queers strutting their stuff at outdoor circuit parties and soirees such as New Orleans' Gay Mardi Gras.
"We saw crazy things going on [in Pensacola], so I pulled out my digital camera and started rolling," NTB vice president and card-carrying hetero Larry Silver told WW from his office in Atlanta. A 36-year-old regional sales director for a hotel company, Larry was once Farrah Fawcett's personal assistant (check him out in her '95 Playboy spread). Now, with his sights on the million-dollar-a-month industry that is Girls Gone Wild, Silver spends his time aiming high by looking low for the kind of queer folks who ended up on Wild Acts/Cocks & Jocks Vol. 1.
And it hasn't been (ha-ha) hard--especially when alcohol is involved. "I can't believe how eager guys are to show us their stuff," says Silver, who plies his participants with the offer of a free T-shirt. He says he never forces them to undress--he doesn't have to: "Gay guys will do a lot of things; they're crazy."
Those "things," I'm happy to report, include hand jobs, blow jobs and a whole lot of ass-licking. What I'm unhappy to report is that Gays Gone Wild has about as much seductive charm as one of those pride-parade videos shown to church groups as a warning about the evil ways of the homosexual. Far from being hot, it's actually sad to see big, drunk guys fumble with their pudgy, limp penises. And I almost shed a tear when I saw this Grandpa Walton-looking dude in a leather harness--and nothing else--walking down Bourbon Street. It's a shame, really.
It's still early in the game for year-old NTB, which has only done three videos (and sold only 300 of those suckers, total). They say they want to do Lesbians Gone Wild, but it's not been easy: Every lezzie they've approached has told them she wants to get paid. Of course, that makes sense: As we all know, lesbians are much better at keeping their dicks in their pants.
Want to see more? Check out www.gaysgonewild.com .
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WWeek 2015