Everything is awful right now, particularly in this part of the world.
Pandemic. Wildfires. Increasing political tension in the streets, unbreathable air in the sky, and hey, don't forget the earthquake that could strike at any minute!
Here's one thing to be grateful for, though: At least you're not the Los Angeles Clippers.
The NBA's ultimate hard-luck franchise once again slipped on a banana peel and fell right off the edge of a cliff, blowing a 3-1 lead to the underdog Denver Nuggets and getting bounced from the bubble in a year when many analysts and oddsmakers picked them to finally win a championship.
Oh, it was a wonderful night on Twitter—and no one had more fun than CJ McCollum and Damian Lillard.
If you recall, back on Aug. 7, the Blazers lost a close game to the Clippers after Lillard uncharacteristically missed two critical free throws. L.A. guard Patrick Beverley tapped his wrist mockingly, then went on Instagram and made a reference to "Cancun"—as in, "Enjoy your early vacation." Paul George also chimed in with "And you getting sent home this year," rebuffing Dame's reminder that he sent Playoff P off with a wave last postseason.
The fourth quarter of tonight's Game 7 was not even over before McCollum—most likely enjoying a bottle or two of his new signature wine—got his first shot off.
Yoooo @Dame_Lillard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got an extra villa available in Cabo ?
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) September 16, 2020
Once the Clippers completed their Clippening, McCollum really emptied the clip, so to speak.
I wonder if they packed before the game
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) September 16, 2020
Some people are built for it , some aren’t. I see you 27 . 15 went crazy too
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) September 16, 2020
If they fly private they can get into Mexico for sure. Should probably get the big jet.
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) September 16, 2020
My last tweet before I finish this glass. They did vote they ain’t wanna play no more. . . But I didn’t think they was gonna go out like that 😂
— CJ McCollum (@CJMcCollum) September 16, 2020
And of course, it was only a matter of time before Dame joined in.
@patbev21 I guess I should extend this Cancun invite since I haven’t made my arrangements yet 😂😂😂
— Damian Lillard (@Dame_Lillard) September 16, 2020
But it wasn't just the starting backcourt getting their licks in:
Cancun trending, free PR 🤣
— Mario Hezonja (@mariohezonja) September 16, 2020
Look, stuff is bad right about now. Downright apocalyptic. But look on the bright side: At least you're not getting bagged on by Mario Hezonja.